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/* GNU Talkfilters
Copyright (C) 1998-2003 Free Software Foundation, Inc.
This file is part of GNU Talkfilters
GNU Talkfilters is free software; you can redistribute it and/or
modify it under the terms of the GNU General Public License as
published by the Free Software Foundation; either version 2, or (at
your option) any later version.
This software is distributed in the hope that it will be amusing, but
WITHOUT ANY WARRANTY; without even the implied warranty of
MERCHANTABILITY or FITNESS FOR A PARTICULAR PURPOSE. See the GNU
General Public License for more details.
You should have received a copy of the GNU General Public License
along with this software; see the file COPYING. If not, write to the
Free Software Foundation, 675 Mass Ave, Cambridge, MA 02139, USA.
*/
%option prefix="dubya_yy"
%option outfile="lex.yy.c"
%option noyywrap
%option nowarn
%e 3000
%p 6000
%n 1000
%k 500
%a 4000
%o 2000
%{
#include "common.h"
#include "talkfilters.h"
#define YY_DECL int yylex(gtf_databuf_t *buf)
%}
WB [\n\t ]
WC [A-Za-z']
NW [^A-Za-z']
EOT \4
%s NIW INW
%%
<NIW,INITIAL>{
\<(\/)?[A-Za-z][^\>]*\> gtf_echo(); // don't damage HTML tags
[Tt]errorist |
[Oo]sama |
[Bb]in(-|{WB})[Ll]ad(e|i)n { switch(gtf_random(3))
{
case 0: gtf_puts_case("bad guy"); break;
case 1: gtf_puts_case("evildoer"); break;
case 2: gtf_puts_case("terrier"); break;
}
}
[Uu]njustified/{NW} gtf_puts_case("pre-emptive");
[Cc]ontra/{NW} gtf_puts_case("freedom-fighter");
[Un]nder gtf_puts_case("misunder"); BEGIN(INW);
[Mm]isunderstand gtf_puts_case("misunderestimate"); BEGIN(INW);
[Mm]isunderstood gtf_puts_case("misunderestimated"); BEGIN(INW);
[Kk]ill/{NW} gtf_puts_case("oblitifry");
[Kk]illed/{NW} gtf_puts_case("oblitifried");
[Dd]destroy/{NW} gtf_puts_case("destructifry");
[Dd]destroyed/{NW} gtf_puts_case("destructifried");
[Rr]esonat/{NW} gtf_puts_case("resignat");
[Ee]ven(-|{WB})[Hh]anded/{NW} gtf_puts_case("foreign-handed");
[Ee]mbitter gtf_puts_case("embetter"); BEGIN(INW);
[Ff]allability/{NW} gtf_puts_case("fallacy");
[An]tidote/{NW} gtf_puts_case("anecdote");
[Ss]ubliminal/{NW} gtf_puts_case("subliminabable");
[Pp]eacemaker gtf_puts_case("pacemaker"); BEGIN(INW);
[Ii]nvad gtf_puts_case("liberat"); BEGIN(INW);
[Hh]ostage/{NW} gtf_puts_case("hostile");
[Cc]ommensurate/{NW} gtf_puts_case("commiserate");
[Ss]addam/{NW} gtf_puts_case("soddam");
[Nn]uclear gtf_puts_case("nucular"); BEGIN(INW);
[Dd]iplomacy/{NW} gtf_puts_case("a preemptive military strike"); BEGIN(INW);
[Oo]verthrow/{NW} gtf_puts_case("change");
[Gg]overnment(ification)/{NW} gtf_puts_case("regime");
[Oo]il/{NW} |
[Bb]ig{WB}[Bb]usiness/{NW} { switch(gtf_random(3))
{
case 0: gtf_puts_case("freedom"); break;
case 1: gtf_puts_case("democracy"); break;
case 2: gtf_puts_case("liberty"); break;
}
}
[Ii]raq gtf_puts_case("Eyeraq"); BEGIN(INW);
[Ii]ran/{NW} |
[Nn]orth{WB}Korea/{NW} |
[Ss]yria/{NW} |
[Cc]uba/{NW} |
[Ss]udan/{NW} |
[Ll]ibya/{NW} { switch(gtf_random(5))
{
case 0: gtf_puts_case("a rogue state");
break;
case 1: gtf_puts_case("a failed nation");
break;
case 2: gtf_puts_case("a nation in the axis of evil");
break;
case 3: gtf_puts_case("an enemy of freedom");
break;
case 4: gtf_puts_case("a state sponsor of terrorism");
break;
}
}
[Bb]udget/{NW} gtf_puts_case("lot of numbers");
[Dd]emocrats/{NW} |
[Dd]emocratic{WB}[Pp]arty/{NW} gtf_puts_case("the Party o' Cut n' Run");
[Aa]re/{NW} gtf_puts_case("is");
[Rr]esort gtf_puts_case("retort"); BEGIN(INW);
[Rr]eveng gtf_puts_case("justic"); BEGIN(INW);
[Tt]hey{WB}were/{NW} gtf_puts_case("them were");
[Pp]olicy/{NW} gtf_puts_case("policy stuff");
[Aa]re{WB}our/{NW} gtf_puts_case("is our");
[Tt]he{WB}[Ii]nternet/{NW} gtf_puts_case("dark dungeons of the Innurnet");
[Oo]mnipresent/{NW} gtf_puts_case("hemispheric");
[Ss]atirist/{NW} gtf_puts_case("garbage man");
[Ee]ditor/{NW} gtf_puts_case("fucking son of a bitch");
"Dick Cheney" gtf_puts("Big Dick");
"George Bush Sr." |
"George H W Bush" gtf_puts("Daddy"); BEGIN(INW);
[Uu]pset |
[Aa]ggravate |
[Ii]nflame gtf_puts_case("vulcanize"); BEGIN(INW);
[Dd]issent/{NW} gtf_puts_case("Anti-Americanism");
[Dd]issenting/{NW} gtf_puts_case("Unpatriotic");
[Ff]iscal{WB}policy |
[Ee]conomic{WB}(stimulus|reform) gtf_puts_case("Tax cuts"); BEGIN(INW);
[Ee]conomics/{NW} gtf_puts_case("Reaganomics");
[Aa]nd{WB}the/{NW} gtf_puts_case("And -- but first things first. The -- These");
[Ll]eave\. gtf_puts_case("cut n' run.");
{WC} { BEGIN(INW); gtf_echo(); }
}
<INW>{
ic/{NW} gtf_puts_case("ically"); BEGIN(NIW);
al/{NW} gtf_puts_case("abable"); BEGIN(NIW);
ate/{NW} gtf_puts_case("atify"); BEGIN(NIW);
ation/{NW} gtf_puts_case("atification"); BEGIN(NIW);
ct/{NW} gtf_puts_case("ctify"); BEGIN(NIW);
ction/{NW} gtf_puts_case("ctification"); BEGIN(NIW);
ain/{NW} gtf_puts_case("ainify"); BEGIN(NIW);
ent/{NW} gtf_puts_case("entification");
ten/{NW} gtf_puts_case("tenify"); BEGIN(NIW);
ize/{NW} gtf_puts_case("izification"); BEGIN(NIW);
lysis/{NW} gtf_puts_case("lyzation"); BEGIN(NIW);
ing/{NW} gtf_puts_case("in'"); BEGIN(NIW);
"." { switch(gtf_random(10))
{
case 0: gtf_puts_case(". Yee haw!"); break;
case 1: gtf_puts_case(", by golly."); break;
case 2:
case 3: gtf_puts_case(". Stay the course!"); break;
case 4: gtf_puts_case(". I'm the decider!"); break;
default: gtf_echo();
}
BEGIN(NIW);
}
", " { switch(gtf_random(5))
{
case 0: gtf_puts(" -- I think -- "); break;
case 1: gtf_puts(" -- I mean -- "); break;
case 2: gtf_puts(", and uhh... umm..., "); break;
default: gtf_echo();
}
}
{NW} BEGIN(NIW); gtf_unput_last();
}
{EOT} /* ignore trailing EOT character */
. gtf_echo();
%%
#ifdef LIBRARY_MODE
int gtf_filter_dubya(const char *input, char *buf, size_t bufsz)
{
gtf_databuf_t buffer;
YY_BUFFER_STATE _yybuf;
gtf_strbuf_init(&buffer, buf, bufsz);
_yybuf = yy_scan_string(input);
yylex(&buffer);
yy_delete_buffer(_yybuf);
gtf_reset();
return(buffer.overflow);
}
int __gtf_filter_dubya(const char *input, char *buf, size_t bufsz)
{
return(gtf_filter_dubya(input, buf, bufsz));
}
#else /* LIBRARY_MODE */
int main(int argc, char **argv)
{
gtf_parse_args();
gtf_random_seed();
yylex(NULL);
return(EXIT_SUCCESS);
}
#endif /* LIBRARY_MODE */
/* end of source file */