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talkfilters/brooklyn.l

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/* GNU Talkfilters
Copyright (C) 1998-2003 Free Software Foundation, Inc.
This file is part of GNU Talkfilters
GNU Talkfilters is free software; you can redistribute it and/or
modify it under the terms of the GNU General Public License as
published by the Free Software Foundation; either version 2, or (at
your option) any later version.
This software is distributed in the hope that it will be amusing, but
WITHOUT ANY WARRANTY; without even the implied warranty of
MERCHANTABILITY or FITNESS FOR A PARTICULAR PURPOSE. See the GNU
General Public License for more details.
You should have received a copy of the GNU General Public License
along with this software; see the file COPYING. If not, write to the
Free Software Foundation, 675 Mass Ave, Cambridge, MA 02139, USA.
*/
/*
* Lex filter to transform plain English into Brooklyn English.
* No racial or societal slurs are intended. For amusement only.
*
* Copyright 1986 by Daniel Klein.
*
* Reproduction permitted so long as this notice is retained.
*/
%option prefix="brooklyn_yy"
%option outfile="lex.yy.c"
%option noyywrap
WB [\n\t ]
WC [A-Za-z'0-9]
NW [^A-Za-z'0-9]
EOT \4
%s NIW INW
%{
#include "common.h"
#include "talkfilters.h"
#define YY_DECL int yylex(gtf_databuf_t *buf)
static const char *expletives[] = { "Okay?", "Right?", "Yuh got me so fahr?",
"Ya' dig?", "Yuh with me?" };
#define EXPLETIVES_LEN (sizeof(expletives) / sizeof(expletives[0]))
%}
%%
<NIW,INITIAL>{
\<(\/)?[A-Za-z][^\>]*\> gtf_echo(); // don't damage HTML tags
[Nn]othing/{NW} gtf_puts_case("nuttin'");
[Tt]hin gtf_puts_case("tin"); BEGIN(INW);
[Tt]hir gtf_puts_case("toi"); BEGIN(INW);
[Tt]he gtf_puts_case("de"); BEGIN(INW);
[Tt]hi gtf_puts_case("di"); BEGIN(INW);
[Tt]hat/{NW} gtf_puts_case("dat"); BEGIN(INW);
I'm{WB}going{WB}to/{NW} gtf_puts_case("I'manna");
going{WB}to/{NW} gtf_puts_case("gonna");
want{WB}to/{NW} gtf_puts_case("wanna");
[Dd]id{WB}you{WB}/[eaiou] gtf_puts_case("d'j");
[Dd]id{WB}you/{NW} gtf_puts_case("d'ja");
[Hh]ow{WB}are{WB}you/{NW} gtf_puts_case("howahrya");
[Yy]ou/{NW} gtf_puts_case("yuh");
[Ww]ith gtf_puts_case("wit'"); BEGIN(INW);
[Dd]on't/{NW} gtf_puts_case("doan");
[Ss]tupid/{NW} gtf_puts_case("stoopid");
[Uu]nder gtf_puts_case("unner"); BEGIN(INW);
[Tt]o/{NW} gtf_puts_case("tuh");
[Aa]ctual gtf_puts_case("ackshul"); BEGIN(INW);
[Nn]egro/{NW} gtf_puts_case("spade");
[Pp]uerto{WB}[Rr]ican/{NW} gtf_puts_case("spic");
[Ii]talian/{NW} gtf_puts_case("greaser");
[Jj]ewish/{NW} gtf_puts_case("jew");
[Jj]ew/{NW} gtf_puts_case("hebe");
[Ii]sn't/{NW} gtf_puts_case("ain't");
{WC} { BEGIN(INW); gtf_echo(); }
}
<INW>{
[^Mm]mer/[^aeiouhrs] gtf_puts_case("mmoi"); BEGIN(INW);
er/{NW} gtf_puts_case("uh"); BEGIN(NIW);
[Ww]ord |
[Hh]eard |
[BbGgLlPpSs]urg |
[CcHh][eu]r[ntv] { gtf_printf("%coi%c", yytext[0],
yytext[yyleng-1]); }
[Oo]re/{NW} gtf_puts_case("awh"); BEGIN(NIW);
[Oo]r gtf_puts_case("awh");
[Oo]f gtf_puts_case("uhv");
tion gtf_puts_case("shun");
alk |
our[st] |
or[st] gtf_printf("awh%c", yytext[yyleng-1]);
ause gtf_puts_case("awze");
[Oo]ff gtf_puts_case("awhf");
ing/{NW} gtf_puts_case("in'"); BEGIN(NIW);
(l)?dn't/{NW} gtf_puts_case("n't"); BEGIN(NIW);
t{WB}you/{NW} gtf_puts_case("tcha"); BEGIN(NIW);
[ao]ther { gtf_printf("%cdder",
yytext[0] == 'a' ? 'a' : 'u'); }
[a-z]":" { *(yytext+1) = ',';
gtf_printf("%s like, uhh:", yytext);
BEGIN(NIW); }
[a-z]"?" { *(yytext+1) = ',';
gtf_printf("%s or what?", yytext);
BEGIN(NIW); }
! gtf_puts_case("! Okay?"); BEGIN(NIW);
[a-z]"." { gtf_printf("%s %s", yytext,
expletives[gtf_random(EXPLETIVES_LEN)]); }
{NW} BEGIN(NIW); unput(yytext[0]);
}
{EOT} /* ignore trailing EOT character */
. gtf_echo();
%%
/*
*/
#ifdef LIBRARY_MODE
int gtf_filter_brooklyn(const char *input, char *buf, size_t bufsz)
{
gtf_databuf_t buffer;
YY_BUFFER_STATE _yybuf;
gtf_strbuf_init(&buffer, buf, bufsz);
_yybuf = yy_scan_string(input);
yylex(&buffer);
yy_delete_buffer(_yybuf);
gtf_reset();
return(buffer.overflow);
}
int __gtf_filter_brooklyn(const char *input, char *buf, size_t bufsz)
{
return(gtf_filter_brooklyn(input, buf, bufsz));
}
#else /* LIBRARY_MODE */
int main(int argc, char **argv)
{
gtf_parse_args();
gtf_random_seed();
yylex(NULL);
return(EXIT_SUCCESS);
}
#endif /* LIBRARY_MODE */
/* end of source file */