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92 lines
3.7 KiB
QBasic
92 lines
3.7 KiB
QBasic
5 GOTO 400
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8 DIM A$(2)
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10 PRINT "HELLO, I'M AN EDUSYSTEM-25. MY NAME IS PETEY P. EIGHT."
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20 PRINT\PRINT "WHAT'S YOUR NAME";\LINPUT A$(0),A$(1),A$(2)\PRINT
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35 PRINT " HI THERE ";\GOSUB500\PRINT". ARE YOU ENJOYING YOURSELF HERE"
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40 PRINT "IN BEAUTIFUL MAYNARD, MASS";
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45 INPUT B$\PRINT
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50 IF B$="YES" THEN 70
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55 IF B$="NO" THEN 80
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60 PRINT " ";\GOSUB500\PRINT", I DON'T UNDERSTAND YOUR ANSWER OF '"B$"'."
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65 PRINT "PLEASE ANSWER 'YES' OR 'NO'. DO YOU LIKE IT HERE"
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67 GOTO 40
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70 PRINT "OH, I'M GALD TO HERE THAT ";\GOSUB500\PRINT
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75 GOTO 100
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80 PRINT "OH, SORRY TO HEAR THAT ";\GOSUB 500\PRINT ", MAYBE WE CAN"
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85 PRINT "BRIGHTEN UP YOUR STAY A BIT"
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100 PRINT
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105 PRINT "SAY, ";\GOSUB500\PRINT", I CAN SOLVE ALL KINDS OF PROBLEMS"
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110 PRINT "EXCEPT THOSE DEALING WITH GREECE. WHAT KIND OF"
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115 PRINT "PROBLEMS DO YOU HAVE (ANSWER SEX, HEALTH, MONEY,"
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120 PRINT "OR JOB)";
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125 INPUT C$\PRINT
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130 IF C$="SEX" THEN 200
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132 IF C$="HEALTH" THEN 180
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134 IF C$="MONEY" THEN 160
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136 IF C$="JOB" THEN 145
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138 PRINT "OH, ";\GOSUB500\PRINT", YOUR ANSWER OF '"C$"' IS GREEK TO ME."
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140 GOTO 250
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145 PRINT "I CAN SYMPATHIZE WITH YOU ";\GOSUB500\PRINT". I HAVE TO WORK"
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148 PRINT "VERY LONG HOURS FOR NO PAY -- AND SOME OF MY BOSSES REALLY"
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150 PRINT"BEAT MY KEYBOARD. MY ADVICE TO YOU ";\GOSUB500\PRINT", IS TO SELL"
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153 PRINT "IN THE EDUCATION MARKET. IT'S GREAT FUN."
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155 GOTO 250
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160 PRINT "SORRY, ";\GOSUB500\PRINT", I'M BROKE TOO. WHY DON'T YOU SELL"
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163 PRINT "ENCYCLOPAEDIAS OR MARRY SOMEONE RICH OR STOP EATING"
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165 PRINT "SO YOU WON'T NEED SO MUCH MONEY?"
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170 GOTO 250
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180 PRINT "MY ADVICE TO YOU ";\GOSUB500\PRINT", IS:"
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185 PRINT " 1. TAKE TWO ASPRIN"
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188 PRINT " 2. DRINK PLENTY OF FLUIDS (ORANGE JUICE, NOT BEER!)"
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190 PRINT " 3. GO TO BED (ALONE)"
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195 GOTO 250
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200 PRINT "IS YOUR PROBLEM TOO MUCH OR TOO LITTLE";
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205 INPUT D$\PRINT
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210 IF D$="TOO MU" THEN 220
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213 IF D$="TOO LI" THEN 230
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215 PRINT "DON'T GET ALL SHOOK ";\GOSUB 500\PRINT ",JUST ANSWER THE QUESTION"
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217 PRINT "WITH 'TOO MUCH' OR 'TOO LITTLE'. WHICH IS IT";
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218 GOTO 205
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220 PRINT "YOU CALL THAT A PROBLEM?!! I SHOULD HAVE SUCH PROBLEMS!"
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225 PRINT "IF IT BOTHERS YOU, TAKE A COLD SHOWER ";\GOSUB500\PRINT"."
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228 GOTO 250
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230 PRINT "WHY ARE YOU HERE ";\GOSUB500\PRINT"? YOU SHOULD BE"
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235 PRINT "IN TOKYO OR NEW YORK OR AMSTERDAM OR SOMEPLACE WITH SOME"
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240 PRINT "REAL ACTION."
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250 PRINT
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255 PRINT "ANY MORE PROBLEMS YOU WANT SOLVED, ";\GOSUB500
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260 INPUT E$\PRINT
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270 IF E$="YES" THEN 280
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273 IF E$="NO" THEN 300
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275 PRINT "JUST A SIMPLE 'YES' OR 'NO' PLEASE, ";\GOSUB500\PRINT"."
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278 GOTO 255
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280 PRINT "WHAT KIND (SEX, MONEY, HEALTH, JOB)";
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285 GOTO 125
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300 PRINT
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302 PRINT "THAT WILL BE $5.00 FOR THE ADVICE, ";\GOSUB500\PRINT"."
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305 PRINT "PLEASE LEAVE THE MONEY ON THE TERMINAL. "
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307 PRINT\PRINT\PRINT
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310 PRINT "DID YOU LEAVE THE MONEY";
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315 INPUT G$\PRINT
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325 IF G$="YES" THEN 350
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330 IF G$="NO" THEN 370
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335 PRINT "YOUR ANSWER OF '"G$"' CONFUSES ME, ";\GOSUB500\PRINT". PLEASE"
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340 PRINT "RESPOND WITH A 'YES' OR 'NO'."
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345 GOTO 310
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350 PRINT "HEY, ";\GOSUB500\PRINT"??? YOU LEFT NO MONEY AT ALL!"
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355 PRINT "YOU ARE CHEATING ME OUT OF MY HARD-EARNED LIVING."
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360 PRINT "RIP OFF, ";\GOSUB500\PRINT". *=*=*=*=*=*=*=*=*=*=*=*=*=*=*=*=*"
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365 GOTO 390
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370 PRINT "THAT'S HONEST, ";\GOSUB500\PRINT", BUT HOW DO YOU EXPECT"
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375 PRINT "ME TO GO ON WITH MY PSYCHOLOGY STUDIES IF MY PATIENTS DON'T"
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380 PRINT "PAY THEIR BILLS?"
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385 PRINT\PRINT\PRINT "NOW LET ME TALK TO SOMEONE ELSE."
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390 PRINT "NICE MEETING YOU ";\GOSUB 500\PRINT ". HAVE A NICE DAY!!"
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400 FOR N=1 TO 7
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402 PRINT
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405 NEXT N
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410 GOTO 10
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500 FOR I=0 TO 2\PRINT A$(I);\NEXT I
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510 RETURN
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999 END
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