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91 lines
3.4 KiB
QBasic
91 lines
3.4 KiB
QBasic
5 GOT 400
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10 PRINT "HELLO, I'M AN EDUSYSTEM-25. MY NAME IS PETEY P. EIGHT."
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20 PRI\PRI "WHAT'S YOUR NAME";\LINPUT A$\PRI
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35 PRI " HI THERE ";\GOSUB500\PRI". ARE YOU ENJOYING YOURSELF HERE
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40 PRI "IN BEAUTIFUL MAYNARD, MASS";
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45 INP B$\PRI
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50 IF B$="YES" THEN 70
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55 IF B$="NO" THEN 80
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60 PRI " ";\GOSUB500\PRI", I DON'T UNDERSTAND YOUR ANSWER OF '"B$"'."
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65 PRI "PLEASE ANSWER 'YES' OR 'NO'. DO YOU LIKE IT HERE
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67 GOT 40
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70 PRI "OH, I'M GALD TO HERE THAT ";\GOSUB500\PRI
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75 GOT 100
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80 PRI "OH, SORRY TO HEAR THAT ";\GOSUB 500\PRI ", MAYBE WE CAN
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85 PRI "BRIGHTEN UP YOUR STAY A BIT
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100 PRI
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105 PRI "SAY, ";\GOSUB500\PRI", I CAN SOLVE ALL KINDS OF PROBLEMS
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110 PRI "EXCEPT THOSE DEALING WITH GREECE. WHAT KIND OF
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115 PRI "PROBLEMS DO YOU HAVE (ANSWER SEX, HEALTH, MONEY,
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120 PRI "OR JOB)";
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125 INP C$\PRI
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130 IF C$="SEX" THEN 200
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132 IF C$="HEALTH" THEN 180
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134 IF C$="MONEY" THEN 160
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136 IF C$="JOB" THEN 145
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138 PRI "OH, ";\GOSUB500\PRI", YOUR ANSWER OF '"C$"' IS GREEK TO ME."
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140 GOT 250
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145 PRI "I CAN SYMPATHIZE WITH YOU ";\GOSUB500\PRI". I HAVE TO WORK
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148 PRI "VERY LONG HOURS FOR NO PAY -- AND SOME OF MY BOSSES REALLY
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150 PRI"BEAT MY KEYBOARD. MY ADVICE TO YOU ";\GOSUB500\PRI", IS TO SELL
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153 PRI "IN THE EDUCATION MARKET. IT'S GREAT FUN.
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155 GOT 250
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160 PRI "SORRY, ";\GOSUB500\PRI", I'M BROKE TOO. WHY DON'T YOU SELL
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163 PRI "ENCYCLOPAEDIAS OR MARRY SOMEONE RICH OR STOP EATING
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165 PRI "SO YOU WON'T NEED SO MUCH MONEY?
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170 GOT 250
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180 PRI "MY ADVICE TO YOU ";\GOSUB500\PRI", IS:
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185 PRI " 1. TAKE TWO ASPRIN
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188 PRI " 2. DRINK PLENTY OF FLUIDS (ORANGE JUICE, NOT BEER!)
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190 PRI " 3. GO TO BED (ALONE)
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195 GOT 250
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200 PRI "IS YOUR PROBLEM TOO MUCH OR TOO LITTLE";
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205 INP D$\PRI
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210 IF D$="TOO MU" THEN 220
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213 IF D$="TOO LI" THEN 230
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215 PRI "DON'T GET ALL SHOOK ";\GOS 500\PRI ",JUST ANSWER THE QUESTION
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217 PRI "WITH 'TOO MUCH' OR 'TOO LITTLE'. WHICH IS IT";
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218 GOT 205
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220 PRI "YOU CALL THAT A PROBLEM?!! I SHOULD HAVE SUCH PROBLEMS!
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225 PRI "IF IT BOTHERS YOU, TAKE A COLD SHOWER ";\GOSUB500\PRI"."
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228 GOT 250
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230 PRI "WHY ARE YOU HERE ";\GOSUB500\PRI"? YOU SHOULD BE
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235 PRI "IN TOKYO OR NEW YORK OR AMSTERDAM OR SOMEPLACE WITH SOME
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240 PRI "REAL ACTION.
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250 PRI
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255 PRI "ANY MORE PROBLEMS YOU WANT SOLVED, ";\GOSUB500\PRI;
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260 INP E$\PRI
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270 IF E$="YES" THEN 280
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273 IF E$="NO" THEN 300
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275 PRI "JUST A SIMPLE 'YES' OR 'NO' PLEASE, ";\GOSUB500\PRI"."
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278 GOT 255
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280 PRI "WHAT KIND (SEX, MONEY, HEALTH, JOB)";
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285 GOT 125
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300 PRI
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302 PRI "THAT WILL BE $5.00 FOR THE ADVICE, ";\GOSUB500\PRI"."
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305 PRI "PLEASE LEAVE THE MONEY ON THE TERMINAL. "
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307 PRI\PRI\PRI
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310 PRI "DID YOU LEAVE THE MONEY";
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315 INP G$\PRI
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325 IF G$="YES" THEN 350
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330 IF G$="NO" THEN 370
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335 PRI "YOUR ANSWER OF '"G$"' CONFUSES ME, ";\GOSUB500\PRI". PLEASE
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340 PRI "RESPOND WITH A 'YES' OR 'NO'.
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345 GOT 310
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350 PRI "HEY, ";\GOSUB500\PRI"??? YOU LEFT NO MONEY AT ALL!
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355 PRI "YOU ARE CHEATING ME OUT OF MY HARD-EARNED LIVING.
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360 PRI "RIP OFF, ";\GOSUB500\PRI". *=*=*=*=*=*=*=*=*=*=*=*=*=*=*=*=*
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365 GOT 390
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370 PRI "THAT'S HONEST, ";\GOSUB500\PRI", BUT HOW DO YOU EXPECT
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375 PRI "ME TO GO ON WITH MY PSYCHOLOGY STUDIES IF MY PATIENTS DON'T
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380 PRI "PAY THEIR BILLS?
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385 PRI\PRI\PRI "NOW LET ME TALK TO SOMEONE ELSE.
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390 PRI "NICE MEETING YOU ";\GOS 500\PRI ". HAVE A NICE DAY!!
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400 FOR N=1 TO 7
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402 PRI
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405 NEX N
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410 GOT 10
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500 T=A$(0)\FOR I=1 TO INT(T/6+1)\PRINT A$(I);\NEXT I
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510 RETURN
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999 END
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