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27 lines
1.1 KiB
QBasic
27 lines
1.1 KiB
QBasic
90 DIM A(6)
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100PRINT\PRINT"READY"\PRINT
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110 LINPUT A$\ IF A$="BYE" THEN 300
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115 CHANGE A$ TO A\ A=A(1)\ B=A(2)\ PRINT CHR$(A);CHR$(B);
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120LETK=10*A+B+1408
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130IFK<>2313THEN140\PRINT"N NO FILE YOU BOOB"\GOTO100
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140IFK<>2143THEN150\PRINT"TALOG TRY MONTGOMERY WARD'S"\GOTO100
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150IFK<>2241THEN160\PRINT"STNH I DON'T FEEL LIKE IT"\GOTO100
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160IFK<>2257THEN170\PRINT"W YES I'M QUITE NEW"\GOTO100
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170IFK<>2274THEN190\PRINT"D I'M NOT THAT OLD, BUT I'M OLD ENOUGH!!!"
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180GOTO100
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190IFK<>2297THEN210\PRINT"NAME WHY? I LIKE MY NAME"\GOTO100
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200IFK<>207THEN210\PRINT"NAME WHY? I LIKE MY NAME"\GOTO100
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210IFK<>2157THEN220\PRINT"BUG GET A CAN OF RAID"\GOTO100
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220IFK<>2322THEN230\PRINT"OP THE FUN IS JUST STARTING"\GOTO100
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230IFK<>2303THEN240\PRINT"VE I DON'T LIKE BANKS"\GOTO100
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240IFK<>2336THEN250\PRINT"SAVE O.K., THE WHOLE DEC TAPE"\CHAIN "ZOOP "
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250IFK<>2305THEN260\PRINT"RATCH GOT AN ITCH?"\GOTO100
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260IFK<>2166THEN270\PRINT"IT THIS IS NO NEWSPAPER"\GOTO100
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270 FOR I=3 TO A(0)
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275 PRINT CHR$(A(I));
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280 NEXT I
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290PRINT\PRINT"WHAT??"\GOTO100
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300 PRINT " WIPED OUT COMPLETELY!!!"
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310 CHAIN "DEMON "
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320END
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