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<kiedtl> "You will see Dylan's ghost by candlelight tonight."
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<dylanaraps> I say "no a lot"
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<necromancy> modprobe that doozy
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<dilyn> you've made me violently ill
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<dilyn> Google gNoogle gUgle
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<midfavila> man, I get nervous every time I power up my workstation, haha
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<jaafard> Btw, dilyn, are you Dylan Araps? Or is it just a similar nick?
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<dilyn> i wish i was
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<dilyn> like, at least they don't think i'm Boris Johnson's dog
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<dilyn> i spent eighteen months working at starbucks; i am the stereotype of my
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degrees lmao
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<ominous_anonymou> somewhere drew devault needs to change his pants and he
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doesn't know why
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<midfavila1> one sec gotta cut up an onion
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<midfavila> "OH WOW I CAN PUT IT IN BOTH WAYS THIS TOTALLY JUSTIFIES LOSING
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BACKWARDS COMPATIBILITY WITH EVERYTHING FROM THE PAST TWENTY-FIVE
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YEARS11!11!1!1!1!11"
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<dilyn> gemini got a new bdfl
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<ctb0> who Sundar Pichai?
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<dilyn> Let's just drop support for input devices
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* midfavila1 nods
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* midfavila1 flexes on acheam
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<dilyn> I will rage
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<dilyn> and we will go back to the good old days of being the goatpiss
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organization
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<acheam> doom is fine, as long as it isn't doom emacs
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<merakor> WHAT
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<acheam> I said what I said.
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<phoebos[m]1> omg
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<merakor> I AM SCREAMING AT YOU THROUGH MY IRC CLIENT ON DOOM EMACS
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<acheam> ah, the natural rage of an emacs user. Quite fitting indeed.
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<dilyn> emacs is for 5head humans
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<dilyn> he has to justify learning lisp to program his OS-within-an-OS, forgive
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him
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<dilyn> what like you've never done what is essentially firing up a Windows VM
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to run notepad?
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<midfavila> kiss becomes k becomes kiss
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<midfavila> the araps cycle
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<dilyn> I don't need sudo to yell at me too :(
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<midfavila> it's okay dilyn I can yell at you instead
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<dilyn> thanks dad
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<midfavila> ya winning, son?
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<dilyn> if my biggest contribution to this project is a bunch of fucking meme
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quotes i swear to god
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<acheam> something something unix philosiphy
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<dilyn> something something changing your keymap with xorg
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<dilyn> something something do I need a xorg.conf
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<dilyn> something something how do i keyboard
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<midfavila> well idk about you but I change my keyboard layout by flashing
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firmware files
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<dilyn> man turns out i was a cuck the whole time huh
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<dilyn> why didn't I think of that!
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<midfavila> the starbucks and philosophy thing gave it away
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<midfavila> i bet you use a filthy macbook too
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<kiedtl> except the matrix heathens ofc
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<acheam> *cough cough* dilyn
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<midfavila> yeah well they don't matter anyway
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<dilyn> Hey I was just trying it out(tm)
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<midfavila> nope
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<midfavila> opinion discarded
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<dilyn> maybe I can convince them i'm dylan and I just misspelled my name and
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lied about living in greece
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<midfavila> if dilyn is kill then we just elect another bdfl
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<midfavila> they just grow on trees after all
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<dilyn> can confirm; grew on a willow tree for fifteen years
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<midfavila> explains everything
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<dilyn> yeah it's why i cry so much
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<midfavila> why couldn't we have an oak bdfl
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<midfavila> smh
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<konimex> KISS doesn't use apt so I don't know why you mention it
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<midfavila> apt is a word
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<midfavila> smh
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<midfavila> konimex should be our next-in-line bdfl
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<midfavila> switch kiss to apt
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<midfavila> that sounds like a you thing no offense
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<dilyn> everyone so fiesty today
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<midfavila> i'm always fiesty
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<midfavila> but getting smacked in the face by a frying pan and not having cream
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for my tea made me extra fiest
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<sh4rm4^bnc> sounds like an ubuntu release
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<sh4rm4^bnc> fiesty fucker
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<midfavila> that should be my project role
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<midfavila> kiss linux/fiesty fucker/midfavila
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<dilyn> you say feisty, I say focker
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<acheam> feisty
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(silence)
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<midfavila> if you're a KISS user I either expect you don't have a phone
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<midfavila> or you're using a rooted android
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<midfavila> if you stare into #kisslinux for long enough, #kisslinux will stare
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<midfavila> >iPhone
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<midfavila> no
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<midfavila> bad
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<midfavila> don't make me get the newspaper
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<midfavila> i just use an old blackberry
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<midfavila> although for a while I did have a GNU userland on it
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<midfavila> using nano on a blackberry is p good
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<dilyn> is this sacrilege, or cancer? i can't tell
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<midfavila> yes
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<midfavila> completely unironically I used a QNX tty on my phone as my primary
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computing environment for about a month and a half
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<midfavila> literally fight me, iToddlers
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<dilyn> I would rather have both of my thumbs sewn up my own ass and be forced
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to use TTS for a year than use a TTY on my phone
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<ominous_anonymou> too many devault rants to read, i don't have time for petty
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<dilyn> I'm just so obsessed with this opinionated man
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<midfavila> nobody except me is allowed to have opinions
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* dilyn cries
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<midfavila> gee guys my notification just went off but I can't see anything
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<midfavila> weird
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<midfavila> NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO YOU CAN'T JUST USE OUT OF DATE SOFTWARE!
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<midfavila> think of muh securideee :D
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<midfavila> heil CVE
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<DilynCorner[m]> Now you just sound like a 200 level CSE prof
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<DilynCorner[m]> 'the answer is, of course, recursion'
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<dilyn> vibin' is what i do best on the cloc
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<dilyn> he's just mad he isn't poettering
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<dilyn> rip sad lad
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<acheam> for (i=0; i<1000000000000; i++); do
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echo "." >> file; git commit file -m "update"; done; git push
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* dilyn chef's kiss
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<dilyn> check out this *bespoke distro*
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<dilyn> commits just say 're'
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<necromansy> commits are just an ever increasing amount of e's
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<dilyn> systemreeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeEeEeEeEeEeEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
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<dilyn> :)
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<midfavila> :))))))))
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<acheam> :)))))))))))))))))
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<midfavila> I Can't Believe It's Not Chrome!
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<acheam> mid, stop taking a monopoly in the fortune file
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<midfavila> fuckin make me
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<midfavila> can't tell me what to do
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<acheam> mid, stop taking a monopoly in the fortune file
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<dilyn> mid, stop taking a monopoly in the fortune file
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* midfavila smacks both with newspaper
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<dilyn> I mean I love cankin' it to wayland as much as the next guy
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<midfavila> i too enjoy participating in circlejerks in obscure eye are see
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gahnoo's not yoonix loonix chats
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<midfavila> that's why I'm here after all
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soon (tm)
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<midfavila> jfc the fortunes file is literally like 80% me shitposting
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<midfavila> there will always be a place for you in the embrace of xorg
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<dilyn> i interface with my computer via a bluetooth chip i implanted in my
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<midfavila> i'm a GOAT
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<midfavila> fuckin humans man
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<acheam> oh my
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<midfavila> totally unrelated but man
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<midfavila> I'm having *way* too much fun with my bayonet
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<midfavila> an adult needs to confiscate it from me
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<dilyn> teenager restraint code activated
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<dilyn> please stand by while a responsible adult is sent to your location
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<midfavila1> "Kernel? Kernel who?"
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<kiedtl> cc flags are so darn complicated
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<kiedtl> so much for unix simplicity
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<acheam> the solution?
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<acheam> rust.
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-- Mode #kisslinux [+q acheam!*@*] by kiedtl
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<midfavila1> i'm banning you acheam
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<kiedtl> Bad.
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<acheam> :mode -q acheam
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-- Mode #kisslinux [-q acheam!*@*] by kiedtl
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* midfavila1 smacks acheam cruelly for their stupidity
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<acheam> big move quieting an op
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<midfavila1> "The one who does not fight, lasts the longest"
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<midfavila1> -Sun Tzu probably
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(mocking midfavila) <kiedtl> "Look at me ma, I fixed an egg salad sandwich with
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a century-old bayonet"
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<midfavila1> once I have two bayonets I can do the whole "gee mid why does your
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mom let you have *two* bayonets?"
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<dilyn> i've sucked dick more dismissive than that
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* midfavila facedesks
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<midfavila> smgl literally has a command to exorcise things
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<midfavila> i said the heathen
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<midfavila> not me
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<kiedtl> you asked me to
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<midfavila> i'm like, the prophet
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<kiedtl> and you are?
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<kiedtl> the prophet of the heathen?
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<kiedtl> I'm confused
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<midfavila> the prophet of KISS
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<kiedtl> KISS is not heathen
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<midfavila> i channel the spirit of dylan
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<midfavila> using my 2x4
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<kiedtl> The spirit of dylan does not manifest itself in the bodies of the
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unsanctified.
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<midfavila> i'd use a ouija board but that's too complex
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<midfavila> and besides it's not usable by a single person
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<necromansy> gotta respect the daemons
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<midfavila> exactly
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<midfavila> you must chant "Keep it simple stupid" three times before beginning
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the trance
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<midfavila> and only then will dylan manifest
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<kiedtl> Even a heathen prophet is still not eligible for that privilege
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<acheam> we need to make a #kisslinux-whining where its just a place that we
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can go to rant about software lol
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<midfavila> then this channel wouldn't get used
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rtfm
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<dilyn> landley couldn't have written a better grep than *checks notes*
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BurntSushi, could he??
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<dilyn> it would probably go zoom much quick
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<dilyn> i take back everything. gnu is bae.
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<acheam> posix shell gang
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<nxghtmvrx> Any useful tips?
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<midfavila> install gentoo
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<acheam> run while you can
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<midfavila> it's already too late
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<midfavila> exhaustion and low morale are huge problems. controversial
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statements only in #kisslinux
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<midfavila> apply the unix philosophy to your life. do one thing and do it well.
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<midfavila> *become* the coreutil
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<midfavila> normie detected
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<midfavila> termination initiated
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<midfavila> ZOMG w00t!1!! XD
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<dilyn> 1337
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<necromansy> h4x0r5
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<midfavila> v37y e11t3
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<necromansy> r4wr x3
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<travankor> but m-muh chemical weapons?!?
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<dilyn> god this channel is so weird
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<acheam> what did the git tiny patch do?
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<acheam> besides making git tiny
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<midfavila> made it teeny, in addition to tiny
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<dilyn> does it even use https
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<dilyn> lol they can insert 'dilyn eats rocks' into your logs ooohhh
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neeeoooooooooo
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<midfavila> "ereps is next"
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<dilyn> if you're https fan boy, don't CONSULT ME
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<dilyn> if i found that in a log i would deadass delete my existence
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<hellboy2d> Picasso is an ati driver?
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<acheam> picasso is an artist
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<midfavila> picasso is a pain-
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<midfavila> FUCK
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<hellboy2d> KKKKKKKK
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<midfavila> godDAMN you, acheam
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<midfavila> s/cringe/cringe
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<necromansy> money money moneey
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<dilyn> $$$$$$$$$$$$$$$
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<dilyn> grubbing intensifies
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** acheam complaining about python **
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<midfavila> the pythonista cries out in pain as he witnesses the horrors of C
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<dilyn> click clack never get your time back
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<dilyn> hippity hoppity your source tree is my property
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<acheam> dilyn: true love is posix shell, not gurlfrend
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<dilyn> #!/bin/she
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<acheam> bad interpreter: /bin/she: no such file or directory
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<dilyn> she just doesn't understand me
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<dilyn> cat /dev/null >> /dev/sdc2
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<acheam> ohh yeah thats the stuff
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<dilyn> fill my disk with zeroes daddy mmmm
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<dgre> systemd rust gtk4
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-- Mode #kisslinux [+q dgre!*@*] by acheam
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<ominous_anonymou> but but i thought BSDs aren't relevant any more?
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<acheam> if you have extra credit, spin up some tor relays, or a folding at
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<nxghtmvrx> Mine some crypto or something lol
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<testingkirc> acheam wants to use the credit to help society nxghtmvrx wants to
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mine crypto XD
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<nxghtmvrx> Hell yes. Just make it part of botnet or some nasty stuff
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<nxghtmvrx> That should be some real hard glasses. Not these modern fragile
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<midfavila> before long you'll be screaming about pickles
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<dilyn> i fucking love pickles dog
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<midfavila> I'M PICKLE DYLAAAN
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<omanom> max recursion depth reached!
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<dilyn> perl is fucking trash
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<dilyn> why is their build system so wiggidy wiggidy wack
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<midfavila> because it's basically python for boomers
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<midfavila> combining shit and shit just gets you a bigger pile of shit
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<midfavila> you don't need a maths degree to figure that out lmao
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<midfavila> perl knows best, betaboi
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<dilyn> :|
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<midfavila> :p
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<midfavila> I'm a valued contributor to this project
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<dilyn> :| |:
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<dilyn> \ ._. /
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<midfavila> lmfao
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<midfavila> you know you'd miss me if I was gone
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<dilyn> lol
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<midfavila> go to your room acheam
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<midfavila> no more internet for tonight
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<dilyn> welcome to the present, palememe
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<dilyn> i have said many things, sometimes it's hard for even me to keep them
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<acheam> the wise words of a lunatic
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<acheam> mozilla is dying
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<dilyn> f
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<acheam> dilyn: you don't have a right to say f, you chromium scum
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<dilyn> mozilla is dead, and I killed him
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<acheam> *gasp*
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<sh4rm4^bnc> new feature: rewrite lisp code in C because it was too slow
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<dilyn> sh4rm4^bnc: s/feature/torture device/
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<hellboy2d> carbs actually works?
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<merakor> I watched EmacsCon from mpv
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<merakor> Damn it, why not Emacs
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<necromansy> ITS A HANDGUN
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<midfavila> carry a crossbow around
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<midfavila> and that's totally a-okay
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<merakor> firefox is basically "javascript implemented in rust"
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<midfavila> should just rewrite your init scripts with filesystem-specific
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<midfavila> smh
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<dilyn> i'm dead
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<dilyn> I'm dead and mid has killed me
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<midfavila> Everything I Don't Like Is Literally A Cargo Cult!
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<dilyn> if my hands aren't flying across my keyboard as I furiously type my
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<midfavila> i'm not shitposting
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<midfavila> i'm Contributing:tm:
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<acheam> GUIs? we don't need no stinking GUIs!
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<midfavila> all kiss linux users have a moral god-given obligation to maintain
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<E5ten> this just reminded me to update git, so I was terrified that my patch
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wasn't gonna apply and I was gonna have to modify it to fit the current
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upstream, which would be a nightmare cuz I just got high lol
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<merakor> I remember sending a mail patch to Dylan while drunk
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<merakor> And I sent like 5 mails because I was so fucking high and wrote 4
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garbage patches
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<merakor> All my mails were "I got it this time I'm so sorry"
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<acheam> try finding contributors of this quality anywhere else folks!
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<<<<<<< HEAD
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<midfavila> gotta encrypt it using the strongest cipher
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<midfavila> otherwise known as base64
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<merakor> Nothing quite like the warmth of compiling Webkit on a cold morning
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<nxghtmvrx> In EmacsOS with systemd-kerneld everything just works too. You may
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just switch at this point :p
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<nxghtmvrx> Its in development for 20+ light years and tools from it used in
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different OSes so no one can stop you
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<dilyn> that's a long distance to be in development
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<nxghtmvrx> So yeah we measure its development in kilometers. Don't ask why
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<nxghtmvrx> Well actually that's because of SpaceMacs I think
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<dilyn> oh sweet baby fucking jesus christ
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<midfavila> the virgin nxgh vs the chad acheam
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<acheam> tree / | aplay
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word of the day: "/usr/etc"
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<acheam> midfavila: what do you mean? .tar iS compression
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<acheam> you do know that the .gz and .xz are optional, and only put there by
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legacy programs, right?
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<dilyn> mfw KISSfoundation is the new Mozilla Foundation
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<travankor> CDDL: the copyleft license that bsd people like
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<AndroUser> Hello world
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<acheam> hi AndroUser
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<kiedtl> ehlo
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<dilynm> Hallo
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<testuser_[m]> hi
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<M4R10zM0113R> helo
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<claudia02> hola.
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<eudaldgr> hola
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<dilynm> I am an abuser
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<acheam> we shall expand our empire with force!
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<dilyn> #manifestdestiny
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<acheam> kiss shall be known in academia for centuries to come
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<midfavila> is manifest destiny our distro slogan
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<dilyn> heck naw
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<dilyn> gotta be something like...
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<dilyn> dream distro meme distro
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<dilyn> what you wish gentoo could've been
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<midfavila> the slogan can't just be a fucking description
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<dilyn> 'the meme has gone too far'
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<dilyn> hold onto your lips?
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<midfavila> "KISS Linux: 'The meme has gone too far'"
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<midfavila> ...
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<midfavila> Slogan of the day?
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<dilyn> -wayne gretzky -michael scott -dilyn corner
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<GMR> hiii bro
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<GMR> i want to join hacking groups
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<GMR> help plz
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<acheam> if you want to be a 733t hackerz, there is one crucial step:
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<acheam> create an altar to Dylan Araps, and light an effigy
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<acheam> everything after that comes naturally
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<GMR> sorry i don't understand what are you saying
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<kiedtl> 733t l00n1x haggerz kissing each other
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<dilyn> hyperbola, parabola, webola
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<dilyn> parabopolis
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<midfavila> something something parabolas and hyperbolas are different elements
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of a shape
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<dilyn> the art of abola
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<midfavila> or something
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<midfavila> you're forgetting ebola
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<acheam> thats the one with systemd, right?
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<midfavila> systemd+ebola gnu/linux
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<dilyn> isn't /usr/include your pocket reference for C
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<dilyn> whenever I login to a new system my first order of business is to
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<dilyn> just to show the sysadmin I have nothing to hide
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<noocsharp> ive always wanted a vibrator for my terminal
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<dilyn> `touch` all the things
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<necromansy> woah woah hey settle down dilyn
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<dilyn> merakor: I'll peak at your patch tomorrow and see if I can reproduce
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the issue. what is /bin/sh ?
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<acheam> wow I never would have though I would have to explain this to you.
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/bin/sh is the path to the posix compliant shell on the system, jeez dilyn
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<kiedtl> *Hopefully* posix compliant
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<kiedtl> but like, the bdfl of a strictly-posix distro having to ask 'what is
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/bin/sh' is just... wow
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<dilyn> big https://github.com/aabacchus/pp
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<acheam> starred it.
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<dilyn> let's abuse seo and make this the most viewed github repo
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<mmatongo> thats a big pp
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<kiedtl> wtf is this
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<mmatongo> YESSS
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<mmatongo> YESSS
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<mmatongo> Feel my frustration
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<testuser_[m]> gnu's not unix network object model environment is alright
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<dilyn> mawnk awk iawk sawk pawkerfawkl
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<necromansy> \o/
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<acheam> \o/
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<dilyn> \o/
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<merakor> \o_
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<testuser_[m]> /o\
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<merakor> _o/
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<necromansy> (o/
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<phoebos> _o/
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<necromansy> aight now that ive sufficiently stumbled into errors in programs,
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"instead of having every app be an electron app, I turned my electron app into
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-- Dilyn Corner on his use of Chromium
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<dilyn> i like the sound of your fork
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<acheam> did you aplay it?
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<phoebos> minimalism is mostly not being smart enough to learn all the commands
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<dilyn> fuck science lmfao
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<claudia> I have no desktop for my computer. Just several spots to crouch.
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<dilyn> fun is illegal
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<dilyn> Is it illegal to be sexually attracted to a piece of software
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<dilyn> repo-bin just got heckin' chonky
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<dilyn> how can you NOT have a wallpaper...
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<dilyn> black screens hurt my soul
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<acheam> I don't have a wallpaper
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<acheam> just good ol #000000
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<dilyn> burn the blasphemer
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<dilyn> it's just the psychological impact of knowing a pretty picture is there
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<dilyn> keeps me sane, you know?
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<dilyn> easiest alsa setup i've ever had (:
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<dilyn> KISS == Linux on EZ mode
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<acheam> "I can't believe its not shell!"
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<acheam> hmmm
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<dilyn> what is this, BSD?
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<dilyn> things don't make sense here
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<kiedtl> Quick, someone kill dilyn!
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<kiedtl> *kill their connection
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<dilyn> a pacman is a wacka wacka wacka
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"Just as I thought. No actual simplicity, just some neckbeards complaining
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-- Anonymous testimonial
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"Not gonna lie, the attitude of the maintainer kinda makes my skin crawl, but
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-- Anonymous testimonial
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"Literally the opposite of KISS. At lest don't use hypocritical excuses for
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-- Anonymous testimonial
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"Oh this touches something deep in me."
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-- Anonymous testimonial
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<dilyn> the internet is cancer. I don't blame dylan for leaving
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<jslick> uh-oh, are we needing a new bdfl again?
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<dilyn> only if these 1337 hack3r5 get me
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<dilyn> I am not a salesman, just a bringer of bad omens
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<thermatix> is it a bad idea to have musl and glibc at the same time?
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<dilyn> it will result in what people in the industry call "a bad time"
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<thermatix> I get the feeling you're underselling how bad a time I will have...
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<acheam> deer god I hope that you're kidding
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<acheam> s/deer/dear
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<acheam> i don't care about the god of bucks
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<claudia02> btw dilyn, sometimes your sarcasm takes a lot of my brain power to
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<thermatix> so what you're really saying is that I'm going to immortalised as
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<thermatix> awesome!
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