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I wouldn't want to be sitting in his shoes.
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I'd better get my horse on it's ass.
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I'd better get my horse on its ass.
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I'd better jack up my bootstraps and get going.
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@ -13,20 +13,20 @@ Therefore, Alexander the Great had an infinite number of arms.
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(2) Nothing is always.
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(3) Everything is sometimes.
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1.79 x 10^12 furlongs per fortnight -- it's not just a good idea, it's
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1.80 x 10^12 furlongs per fortnight -- it's not just a good idea, it's
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the law!
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10.0 times 0.1 is hardly ever 1.0.
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100 buckets of bits on the bus
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100 buckets of bits on the bus
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100 buckets of bits
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Take one down, short it to ground
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FF buckets of bits on the bus
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FF buckets of bits on the bus
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FF buckets of bits on the bus
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FF buckets of bits on the bus
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FF buckets of bits
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Take one down, short it to ground
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FE buckets of bits on the bus
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FE buckets of bits on the bus
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ad infinitum...
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%
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@ -65,7 +65,7 @@ simulation!
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3 syncs represent the trinity -- init, the child and the eternal zombie
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process. In doing 3, you're paying homage to each and I think such
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traditions are important in this shallow, mercurial business we find
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traditions are important in this shallow, mercurial business we find
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ourselves in.
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-- Jordan K. Hubbard
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@ -123,8 +123,7 @@ placed in the fairway at a point equal to the distance it carried or
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rolled into the rough. Such veering right or left frequently results
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from friction between the face of the club and the cover of the ball
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and the player should not be penalized for the erratic behavior of the
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ball resulting from such uncontrollable physical
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phenomena.
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ball resulting from such uncontrollable physical phenomena.
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-- Donald A. Metz
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A baby is an alimentary canal with a loud voice at one end and no
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@ -283,7 +282,7 @@ favored by God with an extraordinary genius for swathing the bitter
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facts of life in bandages of self-illusion.
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-- H. L. Mencken
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A general leading the State Department resembles a dragon commanding
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A general leading the State Department resembles a dragon commanding
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ducks.
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-- New York Times, Jan. 20, 1981
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%
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@ -323,7 +322,7 @@ M is for Maud who was swept out to sea, N is for Nevil who died of ennui.
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O is for Olive, run through with an awl, P is for Prue, trampled flat in a brawl
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Q is for Quinton who sank in a mire, R is for Rhoda, consumed by a fire.
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S is for Susan who parished of fits, T is for Titas who flew into bits.
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U is for Una who slipped down a drain, V is for Victor, squashed under a train.
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U is for Una who slipped down a drain, V is for Victor, squashed under a train.
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W is for Winnie, embedded in ice, X is for Xerxes, devoured by mice.
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Y is for Yoric whose head was bashed in, Z is for Zilla who drank too much gin.
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-- Edward Gorey "The Gashlycrumb Tinies"
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%
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A language that doesn't affect the way you think about programming is
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not worth knowing.
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-- Alan Perlis
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A language that doesn't have everything is actually easier to program
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in than some that do.
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@ -521,7 +521,7 @@ A physicist is an atom's way of knowing about atoms.
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A pig is a jolly companion,
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Boar, sow, barrow, or gilt --
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A pig is a pal, who'll boost your morale,
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A pig is a pal, who'll boost your morale,
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Though mountains may topple and tilt.
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When they've blackballed, bamboozled, and burned you,
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When they've turned on you, Tory and Whig,
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@ -968,7 +968,7 @@ to commit.
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Ah say, son, you're about as sharp as a bowlin' ball.
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%
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Ah, but the choice of dreams to live,
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Ah, but the choice of dreams to live,
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there's the rub.
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For all dreams are not equal,
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Any sufficiently advanced technology is indistinguishable from a rigged
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demo.
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-- Andy Finkel, Commodore-Amiga Inc.
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Any sufficiently advanced technology is indistinguishable from magic.
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-- Arthur C. Clarke
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santa claus <north pole >town
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cat /etc/passwd >list
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ncheck list
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ncheck list
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ncheck list
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cat list | grep naughty >nogiftlist
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cat list | grep nice >giftlist
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Bombeck's Rule of Medicine:
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Never go to a doctor whose office plants have died.
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%
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BOO! We changed Coke again! BLEAH! BLEAH!
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BOO! We changed Coke again! BLEAH! BLEAH!
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Boob's Law:
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You always find something in the last place you look.
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Cogito ergo I'm right and you're wrong.
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-- Blair Houghton
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Coincidence, n.:
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Coincidence, n.:
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You weren't paying attention to the other half of what was
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going on.
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wish you weren't.
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Consequences, Schmonsequences, as long as I'm rich.
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-- "Ali Baba Bunny" [1957, Chuck Jones]
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-- Daffy Duck, "Ali Baba Bunny", [1957, Chuck Jones]
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%
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Consultants are mystical people who ask a company for a number and then
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give it back to them.
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Dear Mister Language Person: What is the purpose of the apostrophe?
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Answer: The apostrophe is used mainly in hand-lettered small business
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signs to alert the reader than an "S" is coming up at the end of a
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signs to alert the reader that an "S" is coming up at the end of a
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word, as in: WE DO NOT EXCEPT PERSONAL CHECK'S, or: NOT RESPONSIBLE FOR
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ANY ITEM'S. Another important grammar concept to bear in mind when
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creating hand- lettered small-business signs is that you should put
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creating hand-lettered small-business signs is that you should put
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quotation marks around random words for decoration, as in "TRY" OUR HOT
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DOG'S, or even TRY "OUR" HOT DOG'S.
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-- Dave Barry, "Tips for Writer's"
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-- Stan Kelly-Bootle, "The Devil's DP Dictionary"
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%
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#define BITCOUNT(x) (((BX_(x)+(BX_(x)>>4)) & 0x0F0F0F0F) % 255)
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#define BX_(x) ((x) - (((x)>>1)&0x77777777) \
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#define BX_(x) ((x) - (((x)>>1)&0x77777777) \
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- (((x)>>2)&0x33333333) \
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- (((x)>>3)&0x11111111))
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Demand the establishment of the government
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in its rightful home at Disneyland.
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Democracy is a device that insures we shall be governed no better than
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Democracy is a device that ensures we shall be governed no better than
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we deserve.
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-- George Bernard Shaw
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%
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since withdrawn.
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%
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Demographic polls show that you have lost credibility across the
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board. Especially with those 14 year-old Valley girls.
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board. Especially with those 14 year-old Valley girls.
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Dentist, n.:
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A Prestidigitator who, putting metal in one's mouth, pulls
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E. Whipsnade and other Tarradiddles"
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Double Bucky
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(Sung to the tune of "Rubber Duckie")
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(Sung to the tune of "Rubber Duckie")
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Double bucky, you're the one!
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You make my keyboard lots of fun
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Oh, I sure wish that I,
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Had a couple of bits more!
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Perhaps a set of pedals to make the number of bits four.
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Perhaps a set of pedals to make the number of bits four.
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Double bucky, left and right
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OR'd together, outta sight!
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comes from the English word "egg", meaning "egg". I don't know where
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the "nog" comes from.
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To make eggnog, you'll need rum, whiskey, wine gin and, if they are in
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To make eggnog, you'll need rum, whiskey, wine, gin and, if they are in
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season, eggs...
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Egotism is the anesthetic given by a kindly nature to relieve the pain
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Hacker MacKensie
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Writing the code for a program that no one will run
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It's nearly done
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It's nearly done
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Look at him working, fixing the bugs in the night when there's nobody there.
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What does he care?
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God made machine language; all the rest is the work of man.
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God made the Idiot for practice, and then He made the School Board
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God made the Idiot for practice, and then He made the School Board.
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-- Mark Twain
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God made the integers; all else is the work of Man.
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filled with water that you sit in naked with members of the opposite
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sex, none of whom is necessarily your spouse. After a few hours in
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their hot tubs, Californians don't give a damn about earthquakes or
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mass murderers. They don't give a damn about anything , which is why
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mass murderers. They don't give a damn about anything, which is why
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they are able to produce "Laverne and Shirley" week after week.
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-- Dave Barry, "The Taming of the Screw"
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Hier liegt ein Mann ganz ohnegleich;
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Im Leibe dick, an Suenden reich.
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Wir haben ihn in das Grab gesteckt, Here lies a man with sundry flaws
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Weil es uns duenkt er sei verreckt. And numerous Sins upon his head;
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Weil es uns duenkt, er sei verreckt. And numerous Sins upon his head;
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We buried him today because
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As far as we can tell, he's dead.
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-- PDQ Bach's epitaph, as requested by his cousin Betty
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Sue Bach and written by the local doggerel catcher;
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-- PDQ Bach's epitaph, as requested by his cousin Betty-Sue
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Bach and written by the local doggerel catcher;
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"The Definitive Biography of PDQ Bach", Peter Schickele
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Higgledy Piggledy,
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object -- every board, washer, nail and screw -- in the entire store ...
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Let's say a piece in your toilet tank breaks, so you remove the
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broken part, take it to the home center, and ask an employee if he has
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a replacement. The employee, who has never is his life even seen the
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a replacement. The employee, who has never in his life even seen the
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inside of a toilet tank, will peer at the broken part in very much the
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same way that a member of a primitive Amazon jungle tribe would look at
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an electronic calculator, and then say, "We're expecting a shipment of
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How I love to watch the morn,
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With golden sun that shines,
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Up above to nicely warm
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These frosty toes of mine.
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These frosty toes of mine.
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The wind doth taste so bitter sweet,
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Like Jaspar wine and sugar,
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cheese!" and so on.
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-- Dave Barry, "The Stuff of Etiquette"
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%
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How many seconds are there in a year? If I tell you there are
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3.155 x 10^7, you won't even try to remember it. On the other hand,
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How many seconds are there in a year? If I tell you there are
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3.155 x 10^7, you won't even try to remember it. On the other hand,
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who could forget that, to within half a percent, pi seconds is a
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nanocentury.
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-- Tom Duff, Bell Labs
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-- Pete Seeger
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%
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I had this sudden vision of a klein pizza containing all the mozarella
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in the world.
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in the world.
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-- Peter da Silva
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I had to censor everything my sons watched ... even on the Mary Tyler
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I have learned
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To spell hors d'oeuvres
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Which still grates on
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Which still grates on
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Some people's n'oeuvres.
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-- Warren Knox
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%
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Holes and the Fate of Stars"
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I went to a job interview the other day, the guy asked me if I had any
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questions , I said yes, just one, if you're in a car traveling at the
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questions, I said yes, just one, if you're in a car traveling at the
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speed of light and you turn your headlights on, does anything happen?
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He said he couldn't answer that, I told him sorry, but I couldn't work
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payments.
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-- Earl Wilson
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%
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If you think technology can solve your security problems, then you
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don't understand the problems and you don't understand the technology.
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-- Bruce Schneier
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If you think the problem is bad now, just wait until we've solved it.
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-- Arthur Kasspe
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%
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If you throw a New Year's Party, the worst thing that you can do would
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be to throw the kind of party where your guests wake up today, and call
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you to say they had a nice time. Now you'll be be expected to throw
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you to say they had a nice time. Now you'll be expected to throw
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another party next year.
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What you should do is throw the kind of party where your guest wake up
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Imagine if every Thursday your shoes exploded if you tied them the
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usual way. This happens to us all the time with computers, and nobody
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thinks of complaining.
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-- Jeff Raskin, interviewed in Doctor Dobb's Journal
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-- Jef Raskin, interviewed in Doctor Dobb's Journal
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%
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Imagine that Cray computer decides to make a personal computer. It has
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a 150 MHz processor, 200 megabytes of RAM, 1500 megabytes of disk
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... There is something fascinating about science. One gets such
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wholesome returns of conjecture out of such a trifling investment of
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fact.
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-- Mark Twain
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-- Mark Twain
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%
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In the Top 40, half the songs are secret messages to the teen world to
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drop out, turn on, and groove with the chemicals and light shows at
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In Tulsa, Oklahoma, it is against the law to open a soda bottle without
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the supervision of a licensed engineer.
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%
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In West Union, Ohio, No married man can go flying without his spouse
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In West Union, Ohio, no married man can go flying without his spouse
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along at any time, unless he has been married for more than 12 months.
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Incumbent, n.:
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-- Voltaire
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%
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It is an important and popular fact that things are not always what
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they seem. For instance, on the planet Earth, man had always assumed
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that he was more intelligent than dolphins because he had achieved so
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much -- the wheel, New York wars and so on -- whilst all the dolphins
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had ever done was muck about in the water having a good time. But
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conversely, the dolphins had always believed that they were far more
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intelligent than man -- for precisely the same reasons.
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they seem. For instance, on the planet Earth, man had always
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assumed that he was more intelligent than dolphins because he had
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achieved so much -- the wheel, New York, wars and so on -- whilst
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all the dolphins had ever done was muck about in the water having
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a good time. But conversely, the dolphins had always believed that
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they were far more intelligent than man -- for precisely the same
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reasons.
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Curiously enough, the dolphins had long known of the impending
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destruction of the of the planet Earth and had made many attempts to
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alert mankind to the danger; but most of their communications were
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destruction of the planet Earth and had made many attempts to alert
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mankind to the danger; but most of their communications were
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misinterpreted ...
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-- Douglas Adams, "The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy"
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%
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It is better for civilization to be going down the drain than to be
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%
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Just once, I wish we would encounter an alien menace that wasn't
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immune to bullets.
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-- The Brigader, "Dr. Who"
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-- The Brigadier, "Dr. Who"
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%
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Just out of curiosity does this actually mean something or have some
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of the few remaining bits of your brain just evaporated?
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-- Dave Barry, "Kids Today: They Don't Know Dum Diddly Do"
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%
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Kin, n.:
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An affliction of the blood
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An affliction of the blood.
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%
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Kinkler's First Law:
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Responsibility always exceeds authority.
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%
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Laugh at your problems; everybody else does.
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%
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Laughter is the closest distance between two people."
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Laughter is the closest distance between two people."
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-- Victor Borge
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%
|
||||
Law of Communications:
|
||||
|
@ -8364,7 +8371,7 @@ Any kiddie in school can love like a fool,
|
|||
But Hating, my boy, is an Art.
|
||||
-- Ogden Nash
|
||||
%
|
||||
Love is an ideal thing, marriage a real thing; a confusion of the real with
|
||||
Love is an ideal thing, marriage a real thing; a confusion of the real with
|
||||
the ideal never goes unpunished.
|
||||
-- Johann Wolfgang von Goethe
|
||||
%
|
||||
|
@ -8382,11 +8389,11 @@ Love your enemies: they'll go crazy trying to figure out what you're up to.
|
|||
%
|
||||
Love's Drug
|
||||
|
||||
My love is like an iron wand
|
||||
My love is like an iron wand
|
||||
That conks me on the head,
|
||||
My love is like the valium
|
||||
My love is like the valium
|
||||
That I take before my bed,
|
||||
My love is like the pint of scotch
|
||||
My love is like the pint of scotch
|
||||
That I drink when I be dry;
|
||||
And I shall love thee still, my dear,
|
||||
Until my wife is wise.
|
||||
|
@ -8498,7 +8505,7 @@ the message-of-the-day telling users to clean up their files.
|
|||
Malek's Law:
|
||||
Any simple idea will be worded in the most complicated way.
|
||||
%
|
||||
Man 1: Ask me the what the most important thing about telling a good
|
||||
Man 1: Ask me what the most important thing about telling a good
|
||||
joke is.
|
||||
|
||||
Man 2: OK, what is the most impo --
|
||||
|
@ -8556,7 +8563,7 @@ given item. One is on the shelf; someone has the others. The
|
|||
information you need is in the others.
|
||||
-- Ray Simard
|
||||
%
|
||||
Many years ago in a period commonly know as Next Friday Afternoon,
|
||||
Many years ago in a period commonly known as Next Friday Afternoon,
|
||||
there lived a King who was very Gloomy on Tuesday mornings because he
|
||||
was so Sad thinking about how Unhappy he had been on Monday and how
|
||||
completely Mournful he would be on Wednesday ...
|
||||
|
@ -8663,7 +8670,7 @@ Mencken and Nathan's Second Law of The Average American:
|
|||
Mencken and Nathan's Sixteenth Law of The Average American:
|
||||
Milking a cow is an operation demanding a special talent that
|
||||
is possessed only by yokels, and no person born in a large city can
|
||||
never hope to acquire it.
|
||||
ever hope to acquire it.
|
||||
%
|
||||
Menu, n.:
|
||||
A list of dishes which the restaurant has just run out of.
|
||||
|
@ -9478,7 +9485,7 @@ direct sunlight.
|
|||
Nuclear war can ruin your whole compile.
|
||||
-- Karl Lehenbauer
|
||||
%
|
||||
Nuclear war would mean abolition of most comforts, and disruption of
|
||||
Nuclear war would mean abolition of most comforts, and disruption of
|
||||
normal routines, for children and adults alike.
|
||||
-- Willard F. Libby, "You *Can* Survive Atomic Attack"
|
||||
%
|
||||
|
@ -10048,7 +10055,7 @@ Parker's Law:
|
|||
Beauty is only skin deep, but ugly goes clean to the bone.
|
||||
%
|
||||
Parkinson's Fifth Law:
|
||||
If there is a way to delay in important decision, the good
|
||||
If there is a way to delay an important decision, the good
|
||||
bureaucracy, public or private, will find it.
|
||||
%
|
||||
Parkinson's Fourth Law:
|
||||
|
@ -10437,7 +10444,7 @@ Proof techniques #2: Proof by Oddity.
|
|||
(2) They have two legs in back and fore legs in front.
|
||||
(3) This makes a total of six legs, which certainly is an odd number of
|
||||
legs for a horse.
|
||||
(4) But the only number that is both odd and even is infinity.
|
||||
(4) But the only number that is both odd and even is infinity.
|
||||
(5) Therefore, horses must have an infinite number of legs.
|
||||
|
||||
Topics to be covered in future issues include proof by:
|
||||
|
@ -10491,11 +10498,11 @@ POPI Punch Operator Immediately
|
|||
PVLC Punch Variable Length Card
|
||||
RASC Read And Shred Card
|
||||
RPM Read Programmers Mind
|
||||
RSSC reduce speed, step carefully (for improved accuracy)
|
||||
RTAB Rewind tape and break
|
||||
RWDSK rewind disk
|
||||
RSSC Reduce Speed, Step Carefully (for improved accuracy)
|
||||
RTAB Rewind Tape and Break
|
||||
RWDSK Rewind Disk
|
||||
RWOC Read Writing On Card
|
||||
SCRBL scribble to disk - faster than a write
|
||||
SCRBL Scribble to disk - faster than a write
|
||||
SLC Search for Lost Chord
|
||||
SPSW Scramble Program Status Word
|
||||
SRSD Seek Record and Scar Disk
|
||||
|
@ -10648,13 +10655,13 @@ Quick!! Act as if nothing has happened!
|
|||
%
|
||||
Quick, sing me the BUDAPEST NATIONAL ANTHEM!!
|
||||
%
|
||||
Quidquid latine dictum sit, altum viditur.
|
||||
Quidquid latine dictum est, altum videtur.
|
||||
|
||||
(Whatever is said in Latin sounds profound.)
|
||||
%
|
||||
Quigley's Law:
|
||||
Whoever has any authority over you, no matter how small, will
|
||||
atttempt to use it.
|
||||
attempt to use it.
|
||||
%
|
||||
QUOTE OF THE DAY:
|
||||
|
||||
|
@ -10909,7 +10916,7 @@ tempest of words.
|
|||
-- Ambrose Bierce, "The Devil's Dictionary"
|
||||
%
|
||||
REPORTER: Senator, are you for or against the MX missile system?
|
||||
|
||||
|
||||
SENATOR: Bob, the MX missile system reminds me of an old saying that
|
||||
the country folk in my state like to say. It goes like this: "You can
|
||||
carry a pig for six miles, but if you set it down it might run away."
|
||||
|
@ -11716,7 +11723,7 @@ Stult's Report:
|
|||
Our problems are mostly behind us. What we have to do now is
|
||||
fight the solutions.
|
||||
%
|
||||
Stupid, n.:
|
||||
Stupid, adj.:
|
||||
Losing $25 on the game and $25 on the instant replay.
|
||||
%
|
||||
Stupidity got us into this mess -- why can't it get us out?
|
||||
|
@ -11972,7 +11979,7 @@ The advertisement is the most truthful part of a newspaper
|
|||
-- Thomas Jefferson
|
||||
%
|
||||
The Advertising Agency Song:
|
||||
|
||||
|
||||
When your client's hopping mad,
|
||||
Put his picture in the ad.
|
||||
If he still should prove refractory,
|
||||
|
@ -12047,7 +12054,7 @@ Lover's Patties would be compressed into wads and sold as "Nuggets."
|
|||
The best book on programming for the layman is "Alice in Wonderland";
|
||||
but that's because it's the best book on anything for the layman.
|
||||
%
|
||||
The best cure for insomnia is to get a lot of sleep.
|
||||
The best cure for insomnia is to get a lot of sleep.
|
||||
-- W. C. Fields
|
||||
%
|
||||
The best defense against logic is ignorance.
|
||||
|
@ -13145,9 +13152,9 @@ The scum also rises.
|
|||
-- Dr. Hunter S. Thompson
|
||||
%
|
||||
The seven deadly sins ... Food, clothing, firing, rent, taxes,
|
||||
respectability and children. Nothing can lift those seven milestones
|
||||
from man's neck but money; and the spirit cannot soar until the
|
||||
milestones are lifted.
|
||||
respectability and children. Nothing can lift those seven millstones
|
||||
from Man's neck but money; and the spirit cannot soar until the
|
||||
millstones are lifted.
|
||||
-- George Bernard Shaw
|
||||
%
|
||||
The seven eyes of Ningauble the Wizard floated back to his hood
|
||||
|
@ -13210,11 +13217,11 @@ something badly enough, you can always go to Iceland and get it from
|
|||
the Russians.
|
||||
-- Marshall Brickman, Playboy, April, 1973
|
||||
%
|
||||
The STAR WARS Song
|
||||
"Yoda", by "Weird Al" Yankovic;
|
||||
Sung to the tune of "Lola", by the Kinks:
|
||||
|
||||
I met him in a swamp down in Dagobah
|
||||
Where it bubbles all the time like a giant cabinet soda
|
||||
Where it bubbles all the time like a giant carbonated soda
|
||||
S-O-D-A soda
|
||||
I saw the little runt sitting there on a log
|
||||
I asked him his name and in a raspy voice he said Yoda
|
||||
|
@ -13481,7 +13488,7 @@ and praiseworthy ...
|
|||
There are many intelligent species in the universe. They all own
|
||||
cats.
|
||||
%
|
||||
There are no data that cannot be plotted on a straight line if the axis
|
||||
There are no data that cannot be plotted on a straight line if the axes
|
||||
are chosen correctly.
|
||||
%
|
||||
There are no games on this system.
|
||||
|
@ -13626,11 +13633,6 @@ tied during the month of April.
|
|||
There is a natural hootchy-kootchy to a goldfish.
|
||||
-- Walt Disney
|
||||
%
|
||||
There is a road to freedom. Its milestones are Obedience, Endeavor,
|
||||
Honesty, Order, Cleanliness, Sobriety, Truthfulness, Sacrifice, and
|
||||
love of the Fatherland.
|
||||
-- Adolf Hitler
|
||||
%
|
||||
There is a theory which states that if ever anyone discovers exactly
|
||||
what the Universe is for and why it is here, it will instantly
|
||||
disappear and be replaced by something even more bizarre and
|
||||
|
@ -13841,7 +13843,7 @@ except my father who wears red suspenders."
|
|||
%
|
||||
This Fortue Examined By INSPECTOR NO. 2-14
|
||||
%
|
||||
This fortune cookie program out of order. For those in desperate need,
|
||||
This fortune cookie program is out of order. For those in desperate need,
|
||||
please use the program "________randchar". This program generates random
|
||||
characters, and, given enough time, will undoubtedly come up with
|
||||
something profound. It will, however, take it no time at all to be
|
||||
|
@ -14192,7 +14194,7 @@ And where does it go after it leaves the toaster?
|
|||
-- Dave Barry, "What is Electricity?"
|
||||
%
|
||||
Today's thrilling story has been brought to you by Mushies, the great new
|
||||
cereal that gets soggy even without milk or cream. Join us soon for more
|
||||
cereal that gets soggy even without milk or cream. Join us soon for more
|
||||
spectacular adventure starring ... Tippy, the Wonder Dog.
|
||||
-- Bob & Ray
|
||||
%
|
||||
|
@ -14228,15 +14230,15 @@ Top 10 things likely to be overheard if you had a Klingon Programmer:
|
|||
8) Indentation?! - I will show you how to indent when I indent your skull!
|
||||
7) What is this talk of 'release'? Klingons do not make software 'releases'.
|
||||
Our software 'escapes' leaving a bloody trail of designers and quality
|
||||
assurance people in its wake.
|
||||
assurance people in its wake.
|
||||
6) Klingon function calls do not have 'parameters' - they have 'arguments'
|
||||
- and they ALWAYS WIN THEM.
|
||||
- and they ALWAYS WIN THEM.
|
||||
5) Debugging? Klingons do not debug. Our software does not coddle the weak.
|
||||
4) A TRUE Klingon Warrior does not comment his code!
|
||||
3) Klingon software does NOT have BUGS. It has FEATURES, and those features
|
||||
are too sophisticated for a Romulan pig like you to understand.
|
||||
2) You cannot truly appreciate Dilbert unless you've read it in the
|
||||
original Klingon.
|
||||
original Klingon.
|
||||
1) Our users will know fear and cower before our software! Ship it!
|
||||
Ship it and let them flee like the dogs they are!
|
||||
%
|
||||
|
@ -14253,7 +14255,7 @@ Follow these simple suggestions:
|
|||
(2) Use tape, magnets, or glue instead of paperweights.
|
||||
(3) Give up skiing and skydiving for more horizontal sports like
|
||||
curling.
|
||||
(4) Avoid showers .. take baths instead.
|
||||
(4) Avoid showers ... take baths instead.
|
||||
(5) Don't hang all your clothes in the closet ... Keep them in one big
|
||||
pile.
|
||||
(6) Stop flipping pancakes
|
||||
|
@ -15200,8 +15202,8 @@ to a definite problem. For better or worse you have acted decisively.
|
|||
In a way, the next move is up to him.
|
||||
-- R. A. Lafferty
|
||||
%
|
||||
When you have to kill a man it costs nothing to be polite."
|
||||
-- Winston Churchill, On formal declarations of war
|
||||
When you have to kill a man it costs nothing to be polite.
|
||||
-- Winston Churchill, on formal declarations of war
|
||||
%
|
||||
When you know absolutely nothing about the topic, make your forecast by
|
||||
asking a carefully selected probability sample of 300 others who don't
|
||||
|
@ -15448,7 +15450,7 @@ Wit, n.:
|
|||
%
|
||||
With a gentleman I try to be a gentleman and a half, and with a fraud I
|
||||
try to be a fraud and a half.
|
||||
-- Otto von Bismark
|
||||
-- Otto von Bismarck
|
||||
%
|
||||
With a rubber duck, one's never alone.
|
||||
-- Douglas Adams, "The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy"
|
||||
|
@ -15609,7 +15611,7 @@ will notice.
|
|||
%
|
||||
You are a very redundant person, that's what kind of person you are.
|
||||
%
|
||||
You are here:
|
||||
You are here:
|
||||
***
|
||||
***
|
||||
*********
|
||||
|
@ -15620,6 +15622,9 @@ You are here:
|
|||
|
||||
But you're not all there.
|
||||
%
|
||||
You are not illiterate.
|
||||
-- a Mary Chung's fortune cookie
|
||||
%
|
||||
"You are old, Father William," the young man said,
|
||||
"All your papers these days look the same;
|
||||
Those William's would be better unread --
|
||||
|
@ -15726,7 +15731,7 @@ pound some old, hard fruit into it with a mallet. Be sure to wear
|
|||
safety glasses.
|
||||
-- Dave Barry, "Simple, Homespun Gifts"
|
||||
%
|
||||
You can bring any calculator you like to the midterm, as long as it
|
||||
You can bring any calculator you like to the midterm, as long as it
|
||||
doesn't dim the lights when you turn it on.
|
||||
-- Hepler, Systems Design 182
|
||||
%
|
||||
|
@ -15955,7 +15960,7 @@ another $2 if he claims it will be His Pleasure to serve you and
|
|||
another $2 for each "special" he describes involving confusing terms
|
||||
such as "shallots," and $4 if the menu contains the word "fixin's." In
|
||||
many restaurants, this means the waiter will actually owe you money.
|
||||
If you are traveling with a child aged six months to three years, you
|
||||
If you are traveling with a child aged six months to three years, you
|
||||
should leave an additional amount equal to twice the bill to compensate
|
||||
for the fact that they will have to take the banquette out and burn it
|
||||
because the cracks are wedged solid with gobbets made of partially
|
||||
|
@ -16110,10 +16115,10 @@ The whole room was cluttered An ant passing by,
|
|||
With memory-dumps, punch cards. Saluted his tombstone,
|
||||
"I'm close," he muttered. And whispered, "Nice try."
|
||||
|
||||
The mumbling got louder,
|
||||
Simple deduction,
|
||||
"I've got it, it's right,
|
||||
Just change one instruction."
|
||||
The mumbling got louder,
|
||||
Simple deduction,
|
||||
"I've got it, it's right,
|
||||
Just change one instruction."
|
||||
%
|
||||
Speaking of the philosophy involved in moving humanity into space:
|
||||
|
||||
|
@ -16139,7 +16144,7 @@ down to enshrine some underwear. This, my friends, is no way to run a planet.
|
|||
%
|
||||
Nearly every software professional has heard the term spaghetti code as a
|
||||
pejorative description for complicated, difficult to understand, and impossible
|
||||
to maintain, software. However, many people may not know the other two
|
||||
to maintain, software. However, many people may not know the other two
|
||||
elements of the complete Pasta Theory of Software.
|
||||
|
||||
Lasagna code is used to describe software that has a simple, understandable,
|
||||
|
@ -16148,7 +16153,7 @@ monolithic and not easy to modify. An attempt to change one layer conceptually
|
|||
simple, is often very difficult in actual practice.
|
||||
|
||||
The ideal software structure is one having components that are small and
|
||||
loosely coupled; this ideal structure is called ravioli code. In ravioli
|
||||
loosely coupled; this ideal structure is called ravioli code. In ravioli
|
||||
code, each of the components, or objects, is a package containing some meat
|
||||
or other nourishment for the system; any component can be modified or replaced
|
||||
without significantly affecting other components.
|
||||
|
@ -16158,6 +16163,144 @@ encouragement of ravioli code.
|
|||
-- Raymond J. Rubey, in a letter to the editor of Crosstalk
|
||||
magazine
|
||||
%
|
||||
63,000 bugs in the code, 63,000 bugs,
|
||||
ya get 1 whacked with a service pack,
|
||||
63,000 bugs in the code, 63,000 bugs,
|
||||
ya get 1 whacked with a service pack,
|
||||
now there's 63,005 bugs in the code!!
|
||||
%
|
||||
"It's not very common in Crowthorne"
|
||||
%
|
||||
1) Don't expect fairings.
|
||||
2) If confused read #1.
|
||||
%
|
||||
Cheer up. You could have all the problems you have now, and then also
|
||||
be named Eustace Clarence Scrubb.
|
||||
%
|
||||
Never leave a macassar and an antimacassar in the same room together.
|
||||
%
|
||||
Why did the furry install Unix? Because it supports catman(8).
|
||||
%
|
||||
Many people don't realize that trailhead doggerel is illegal -- but
|
||||
surely you've heard of "hike rhymes and misdemeanors"...
|
||||
%
|
||||
We all know political bumper stickers and some of us even put them on
|
||||
our cars. However, if you show up at headquarters on Friday afternoon
|
||||
after a long campaign week, you're more likely to see a stumper
|
||||
bicker.
|
||||
%
|
||||
When you're under siege by a winter storm, that's a "frontal assault".
|
||||
%
|
||||
Somebody has mail.
|
||||
%
|
||||
'Agnosis' is when you don't know. 'Diagnosis' is when you don't know
|
||||
twice.
|
||||
%
|
||||
An assortment of ways to be assimilated is a "smorgasborg".
|
||||
%
|
||||
The Navy's forever doomed to be inefficient because it's always trying
|
||||
to do things in a sub-optimal manner.
|
||||
%
|
||||
Q. What do you do if you find an abomination rooted in and need a
|
||||
druid in a hurry?
|
||||
A. Call the copse.
|
||||
%
|
||||
A truly great library contains something in it to offend everyone.
|
||||
-- Jo Godwin
|
||||
%
|
||||
Give a man a 0day and he'll have access for a day, teach a man to phish
|
||||
and he'll have access for life.
|
||||
-- the grugq
|
||||
%
|
||||
Information wants to be free and also extremely difficult to use.
|
||||
-- An ancient open source proverb
|
||||
%
|
||||
I haven't slept for ten days, because that would be too long.
|
||||
-- Mitch Hedberg
|
||||
%
|
||||
You, the Poles, have a funny nature. When the people going along the
|
||||
road are attacked by a dog with its insistent and noisy barking, you
|
||||
immediately feel like jumping off the vehicle, standing on all fours
|
||||
and starting to bark back at it. We, in the Vilnius region, let the
|
||||
dog bark because that is what its canine nature is like but we do not
|
||||
stop our journey because of its barking, and without any war
|
||||
against dogs we calmly continue our journey until we reach our
|
||||
destination. It seems that you care more about barking than the dog
|
||||
does, and more about winning the war with any lousy puppy than about
|
||||
reaching the destination quickly.
|
||||
-- Jozef Pilsudski
|
||||
%
|
||||
[NeXT] attracted the strangest kind of hybrid, which was sort of like...
|
||||
Unix weenies by Armani.
|
||||
-- John Perry Barlow
|
||||
%
|
||||
Greetings, my friend. We are all interested in the future, for that is where you
|
||||
and I are going to spend the rest of our lives. And remember, my friend, future
|
||||
events such as these will affect you in the future. You are interested in the
|
||||
unknown, the mysterious, the unexplainable. That is why you are here.
|
||||
-- Criswell Predicts, "Plan 9 From Outer Space"
|
||||
%
|
||||
Rule 1 of cryptanalysis: check for plaintext.
|
||||
-- Bob Morris, Crypto '95
|
||||
%
|
||||
Remember kids, the only difference between Science and screwing around is
|
||||
writing it down.
|
||||
-- Adam Savage
|
||||
%
|
||||
THE PURPLE COW Confession: and a Portrait, Too,
|
||||
Reflections on a Mythic Beast, Upon a Background that I Rue!
|
||||
Who's Quite Remarkable, at Least.
|
||||
Ah, yes! I wrote the "Purple Cow"--
|
||||
I never saw a Purple Cow; I'm sorry, now, I wrote it!
|
||||
I never hope to see one; But I can tell you, anyhow,
|
||||
But I can tell you, anyhow, I'll kill you if you quote it!
|
||||
I'd rather see than be one. -- Gelett Burgess
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Civilization advances by extending the number of important operations which we
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can perform without thinking about them.
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-- Alfred North Whitehead, An Introduction to Mathematics (1911)
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%
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I'm going to a commune in Vermont and will deal with no unit of time shorter
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than a season.
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-- Josh Rosen
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%
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Computers for the brasses -- art for the masses.
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-- J.C.R. Licklider
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%
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If, in your office, you as an intellectual worker were supplied with a
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computer display backed up by a computer that was alive for you all day, and
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that was instantly responsive to every action you had, how much value could
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you derive from that?
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-- Douglas Engelbart, Fall Joint Computer Conference,
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December 9th, 1968
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%
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They made me do it
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%
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It was the first thing that I formed a really powerful bond with.
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It was some sort of mental love missile and I just lit the touch paper and
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fired myself into it, at oblivious speed, and it exploded, and sparkled and it
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was totally beautiful.
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-- Chris Packham and the kestrel
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%
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Austerity is the idea that the global financial crash of 2008 was caused by
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there being too many libraries in Wolverhampton.
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-- Alexei Sayle
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%
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I wonder why. I wonder why.
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I wonder why I wonder.
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I wonder why I wonder why
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I wonder why I wonder!
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-- Richard P. Feynman, "Always Trying to Escape"
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%
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Fanfare, n.:
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The food available for consumption at a con.
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%
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Fail we may, sail we must
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%
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Don't shout at your JBODs, they don't like it!
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-- Brendan Gregg, "Shouting in the Datacenter"
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%
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Bell has two patents on UNIX
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a) set-user-id bit
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b) on "typo" !
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-- John Lions, Australian UNIX Users Group Newsletter, Oct 1978
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%
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The purpose of computing numbers is not yet in sight
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@ -417,7 +417,7 @@ licentious, dirty bum!!
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%
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Floppy now, hard later.
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%
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For those of you how have been looking for evidence that a working
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For those of you who have been looking for evidence that a working
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version of "Star Wars" can be built, consider the following proof
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offered by Caspar Weinberger:
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Backs that are perfect for carrying monkeys
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Users of heroin, often called junkies
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Methadone helps then to stop being thugs
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Methadone helps them to stop being thugs
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Takes them off one of my favorite drugs.
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On a bad trip
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Our government has kept us in a perpetual state of fear -- kept us in
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a continuous stampede of patriotic fervor -- with the cry of grave
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national emergency... Always there has been some terrible evil to
|
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gobble us up if we did not blindly rally behind it by furnishing the
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gobble us up if we did not blindly rally behind it by furnishing the
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exorbitant sums demanded. Yet, in retrospect, these disasters seem
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never to have happened, seem never to have been quite real.
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-- General Douglas MacArthur, 1957
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@ -1077,7 +1077,7 @@ Q: How do you tell if you're making love to a nurse, a schoolteacher,
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A: A nurse says: "This won't hurt a bit." A schoolteacher says:
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"We're going to have to do this over and over again until we get it
|
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right." An airline stewardess says: "Just hold this over your
|
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mouth and nose, and breath normally."
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mouth and nose, and breathe normally."
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%
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Q: How many right-to-lifers does it take to change a light bulb?
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A: Two. One to screw it in and one to say that light started when the
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personal to various situations.
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You are making a sales presentation to a group of corporate executives
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||||
in the plushest office you've ever seen. The enchillada casserole and
|
||||
in the plushest office you've ever seen. The enchilada casserole and
|
||||
egg salad sandwich you had for lunch react, creating severe pressure.
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Your sphincter loses control and you break wind, causing the glass
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||||
bookcase doors to shatter and a secretary to pass out.
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|
@ -1488,7 +1488,7 @@ Did groove and trip out at the pad: The Radcliffe girl, no idle flirt,
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|||
All whimsy were the slamming chicks, Crept past the hippies getting balled
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||||
And the Radcliffe undergrad. And doffed her miniskirt.
|
||||
|
||||
"Beware the Radcliffe girl, my son! One, two! One, two! And through
|
||||
"Beware the Radcliffe girl, my son! One, two! One, two! And through
|
||||
The looks that melt, the claws that and through
|
||||
catch! The venerable staff went snicker-snack!
|
||||
Beware the Byrn Mawr deb, and shun He left her bred, sans maidenhead,
|
||||
|
@ -1499,7 +1499,7 @@ Long time the cool young stuff he Come to my arms, my horny boy!
|
|||
sought -- O spaced-out day! Calooh! Callay!"
|
||||
So rested he among the spree He cackled in his joy.
|
||||
And paused to smoke some pot.
|
||||
'Twas orgy, and the hip and mod
|
||||
'Twas orgy, and the hip and mod
|
||||
Did groove and trip out at the pad:
|
||||
All whimsy were the slamming chicks,
|
||||
And the Radcliffe undergrad.
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||||
|
@ -1728,3 +1728,8 @@ deliberate speed shall this thing come to pass. When ye shall prove
|
|||
yourselves worthy, shall ye have your just portion -- yea, verily, like
|
||||
unto a snowball in Hell."
|
||||
-- "The Begatting of a President"
|
||||
%
|
||||
There is a road to freedom. Its milestones are Obedience, Endeavor, Honesty,
|
||||
Order, Cleanliness, Sobriety, Truthfulness, Sacrifice, and love of the
|
||||
Fatherland.
|
||||
-- Adolf Hitler
|
||||
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@ -449,7 +449,6 @@ Geis
|
|||
Genderplex
|
||||
Gerat
|
||||
Gerrold's
|
||||
Ghandi
|
||||
Ghostbusters
|
||||
Giddens
|
||||
Gigo
|
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|
@ -588,6 +587,7 @@ Jaka
|
|||
Jarry
|
||||
Jaspar
|
||||
Jawaharlal
|
||||
Jef
|
||||
Jehan
|
||||
Jell
|
||||
Jenerally
|
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|
@ -1309,7 +1309,6 @@ aspartylleucylleucylarginylglutaminylisoleucylalanylseryltyrosylglycylarginyl
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astrology
|
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ath
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atrium
|
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atttempt
|
||||
ause
|
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ausgraben
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avoirdupois
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|
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@ -86,7 +86,7 @@ The mouse on the m"obius strip;
|
|||
In a chronodimensional skip.
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||||
%
|
||||
If you stick a stock of liquor in your locker,
|
||||
It is slick to stick a lock upon your stock.
|
||||
It is slick to stick a lock upon your stock.
|
||||
Or some joker who is slicker,
|
||||
Will trick you of your liquor,
|
||||
If you fail to lock your liquor with a lock.
|
||||
|
|
|
@ -1151,7 +1151,7 @@ A vengeful technician named Schmitz
|
|||
Caused a disk drive to go on the fritz.
|
||||
He covered the platter
|
||||
With bats' fecal matter.
|
||||
Now it's seek time is really the pits.
|
||||
Now its seek time is really the pits.
|
||||
%
|
||||
A very odd pair are the Pitts:
|
||||
His balls are as large as her tits,
|
||||
|
@ -2612,7 +2612,7 @@ Mutual masturbatorium.
|
|||
%
|
||||
The nipples of Sarah Sarong
|
||||
When excited are twelve inches long
|
||||
This embarrassed her lover
|
||||
This embarrassed her lover
|
||||
Who was pained to discover
|
||||
She expected no less of his dong
|
||||
%
|
||||
|
@ -3396,7 +3396,7 @@ There was a gay countess of Bray,
|
|||
And you may think it odd when I say,
|
||||
That in spite of high station,
|
||||
Rank and education,
|
||||
She always spelled cunt with a 'k'.
|
||||
She always spelled cunt with a 'k'.
|
||||
%
|
||||
There was a gay dog from Ontario
|
||||
Who fancied himself a Lothario.
|
||||
|
@ -4199,7 +4199,7 @@ Who filled her vagina with glue.
|
|||
"If they pay to get in,
|
||||
They'll pay to get out of it too."
|
||||
%
|
||||
There was a young harlot named Schwartz
|
||||
There was a young harlot named Schwartz
|
||||
Whose cock-pit was studded with warts,
|
||||
And they tickled so nice
|
||||
She drew a high price
|
||||
|
@ -4802,7 +4802,7 @@ And she had to be scraped off the ceiling.
|
|||
There was a young lady of fashion
|
||||
Who had oodles and oodles of passion.
|
||||
To her lover she said,
|
||||
As they climbed into bed,
|
||||
As they climbed into bed,
|
||||
"Here's one thing the bastards can't ration!"
|
||||
%
|
||||
There was a young lady who said,
|
||||
|
|
|
@ -43,8 +43,11 @@ Anagrams for NetBSD-core:
|
|||
DEC robs Net
|
||||
-- Julian Assange
|
||||
%
|
||||
http://www.imrryr.org/NetBSD/logo
|
||||
-- R. C. Dowdeswell
|
||||
I always think of NetBSD developers as special gnomes who smoke
|
||||
pipes that make big bubbles and if the bubble hits the ceiling
|
||||
before popping it gets committed and released. Lots of lung power
|
||||
needed for this.
|
||||
-- ggggbabybabybaby
|
||||
%
|
||||
I didn't get where I am today without using NetBSD
|
||||
-- Dave Tyson
|
||||
|
@ -540,7 +543,15 @@ Where would you have rather been today, tomorrow? NetBSD.
|
|||
With many thanks to the core team and UCB CSRG.
|
||||
-- Greywolf
|
||||
%
|
||||
Young or old; cutting edge or yesterday's NeWS, NetBSD is the UNIX for you.
|
||||
Young or old; cutting edge or yesterday's NeWS, NetBSD is the UNIX for you.
|
||||
It can be a hulking monster in your basement, or fit in the palm
|
||||
of your hand.
|
||||
-- Richard Rauch
|
||||
%
|
||||
NetBSD: Dead on Target
|
||||
-- Gimpy
|
||||
%
|
||||
NetBSD JIHBED
|
||||
%
|
||||
It's my happy place.
|
||||
-- zmh
|
||||
|
|
|
@ -67,7 +67,6 @@ dent in it.
|
|||
%
|
||||
"Can you imagine how life could be improved if we could do away with
|
||||
jealousy, greed, hate ..."
|
||||
|
||||
"It can also be improved by eliminating love, tenderness, sentiment --
|
||||
the other side of the coin"
|
||||
-- Dr. Roger Corby and Kirk, "What are Little Girls Made Of?",
|
||||
|
@ -268,7 +267,7 @@ It is undignified for a woman to play servant to a man who is not
|
|||
hers.
|
||||
-- Spock, "Amok Time", stardate 3372.7
|
||||
%
|
||||
It would be illogical to assume that all conditions remain stable
|
||||
It would be illogical to assume that all conditions remain stable.
|
||||
-- Spock, "The Enterprise" Incident", stardate 5027.3
|
||||
%
|
||||
It would be illogical to kill without reason
|
||||
|
@ -279,7 +278,6 @@ It would seem that evil retreats when forcibly confronted
|
|||
%
|
||||
"It's hard to believe that something which is neither seen nor felt can
|
||||
do so much harm."
|
||||
|
||||
"That's true. But an idea can't be seen or felt. And that's what kept
|
||||
the Troglytes in the mines all these centuries. A mistaken idea."
|
||||
-- Vanna and Kirk, "The Cloud Minders", stardate 5819.0
|
||||
|
@ -490,12 +488,11 @@ destroying or interfering with the creation of that which we love so
|
|||
deeply -- life in every form from fetus to developed being.
|
||||
-- Hodin of Gideon, "The Mark of Gideon", stardate 5423.4
|
||||
%
|
||||
... The prejudices people feel about each other disappear when then get
|
||||
... The prejudices people feel about each other disappear when they get
|
||||
to know each other.
|
||||
-- Kirk, "Elaan of Troyius", stardate 4372.5
|
||||
%
|
||||
"The release of emotion is what keeps us healthy. Emotionally healthy."
|
||||
|
||||
"That may be, Doctor. However, I have noted that the healthy release
|
||||
of emotion is frequently unhealthy for those closest to you."
|
||||
-- McCoy and Spock, "Plato's Stepchildren", stardate 5784.3
|
||||
|
@ -507,7 +504,7 @@ The sooner our happiness together begins, the longer it will last.
|
|||
-- Miramanee, "The Paradise Syndrome", stardate 4842.6
|
||||
%
|
||||
... The things love can drive a man to -- the ecstasies, the
|
||||
the miseries, the broken rules, the desperate chances, the glorious
|
||||
miseries, the broken rules, the desperate chances, the glorious
|
||||
failures and the glorious victories.
|
||||
-- McCoy, "Requiem for Methuselah", stardate 5843.7
|
||||
%
|
||||
|
@ -530,7 +527,7 @@ There is a multi-legged creature crawling on your shoulder.
|
|||
%
|
||||
There is an old custom among my people. When a woman saves a man's
|
||||
life, he is grateful.
|
||||
-- Nona, the Kanuto which woman, "A Private Little War",
|
||||
-- Nona, the Kanuto witch woman, "A Private Little War",
|
||||
stardate 4211.8.
|
||||
%
|
||||
There is an order of things in this universe.
|
||||
|
@ -642,7 +639,6 @@ be different.
|
|||
-- McCoy, "The Ultimate Computer", stardate 4729.4
|
||||
%
|
||||
"What happened to the crewman?"
|
||||
|
||||
"The M-5 computer needed a new power source, the crewman merely got in
|
||||
the way."
|
||||
-- Kirk and Dr. Richard Daystrom, "The Ultimate Computer",
|
||||
|
@ -735,7 +731,7 @@ soldiers.
|
|||
-- Kor, the Klingon Commander, "Errand of Mercy",
|
||||
stardate 3201.7
|
||||
%
|
||||
You! What PLANET is this!
|
||||
You! What PLANET is this?!
|
||||
-- McCoy, "The City on the Edge of Forever", stardate 3134.0
|
||||
%
|
||||
You'll learn something about men and women -- the way they're supposed
|
||||
|
|
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