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Gideon tried to use her right arm, without dropping her bastard sword, to wipe
the blood off of her forehead. The ragged sleeves of her cultist robes were
already soaked through and the gesture only resulted in smearing sanguinous
sludge over her nose and mou..
already soaked through and the gesture only smeared sanguinous
sludge over her nose and mouth.
"Fuck FUCK!" Gideon swore again. In frustration she started to use the back of
"Fuck. FUCK!" Gideon uttered. In frustration she started to use the back of
her other hand, which slightly less slimy, to do the job,
forgetting as she did so about the razor sharp obsidian knuckle knives strapped
to her left wrist. She stopped herself only a split second before neatly gouging
her last pair of functioning eyeballs out of her now less than fully
to her left wrist. She stopped herself only a split second prior to neatly gouging
the last pair of functioning eyeballs out of her now less than fully
functional skull.
Moving her left hand also had the unfortunate consequence of making her lose her
grip on the princess's body.
Moving her left hand also made her lose her
grip on the princess's body. It slipped out of her grip and fell further into the
pit, dislodging two other precariously piled corpses and threatening to start a
charnel avalanche which would bury Gideon in cadavers.
"OMG Gideon what are you doing!? You let it go! I swear on the
eternal rotting goddess if you don't bring my body back in one piece I'll
"OMG Gideon what are you doing!? You let it go! I swear on our
eternal rotting goddess, if you don't bring my body back in one piece I'll
personally feed your fingers one by one to the ommigrindr. I'm not bluffing!"
The dead princess was bluffing, but calling her bluff would be at least two
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skull.
"OMG Gideon, what are you doing? That was your sword!" the once and past
princess pronounced helpfully.
princess pronounced helpfully. "Why did you do that!?"
"It's okay your highness. I'm sure you'll buy me a new one as soon as we bring
you back, right?"
"OMG Gideon what are you thinking? I can't... we can't afford... there is
absolutely... Oh. Ha. Ha."
Death, (or undeath as it might be), must have improved the princess's powers of
perception because it was typically the next day before she detected sarcasm.
"OMG Gideon what are you doing!? Ahh look look it's going to fall in. Get it!
Why aren't you looking!? Save it! Save me!"
No matter how many times she had haunted Gideon, the princess couldn't seem to,
or couldn't be bothered more like, to understand the basics of parasitic possession
and never realized that she could only ever see exactly, no