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Battlestar Daily uncovers heinous sabotage scheme!
Leaked mission radio protocols show losing grip on reality.
In what flabbergasted experts describe as a 'highly efficient, covert
thingie'-scheme, members of our forces involved in highly classified operations
suffered a dramatic loss of vital sensorical capabilities, leading to
desastrous results.
From leaked radio recordings and its own sources involved in mission
preparation and conduct, BD learned shocking details of failed missions.
While sources insist, that missions parameters were in normal range at all
times, the recordings reveal disoriented operatives, sobbingly crawling floors
looking for gear like laser pistols, or panicking over loss of visuals after
battles in space.
'Odd.', one expert is quoted saying after reviewing detailed mission protocols,
clearly admitting to this being a deliberate act of sabotage.
'They need to adapt to this new threat.', says Vidad Gleirg, Battlestar senior
consultant with Anagram & Partners, 'Quickly.'.
BD has notified officials of the situation, and is awaiting responses.
PR: ports/166319
Submitted by: Marco Steinbach <coco@executive-computing.de>
Approved by: beat (mentor)
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