157 lines
6.5 KiB
JavaScript
157 lines
6.5 KiB
JavaScript
#!/usr/bin/env node
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// Load up the libraries
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const Discord = require("discord.js");
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const prettyMilliseconds = require('pretty-ms');
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const config = require("./config.json");
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// This is the client
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const client = new Discord.Client();
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client.on("ready", () => {
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// This event will run if the bot starts, and logs in, successfully.
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console.log(`Bot has started, with ${client.users.cache.size} users, in ${client.channels.cache.size} channels of ${client.guilds.cache.size} guilds.`);
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// Example of changing the bot's playing game to something useful. `client.user` is what the
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// docs refer to as the "ClientUser".
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client.user.setActivity(`${client.users.cache.size} of you horrible people`,{ type: 'LISTENING' });
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});
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//Updates people count
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client.on('guildMemberAdd', member => {
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console.log(`New member joined: ${member.name} (id: ${member.id}).`);
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client.user.setActivity(`${client.users.cache.size} of you horrible people`,{ type: 'LISTENING' });
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});
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client.on('guildMemberRemove', member => {
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console.log(` member left: ${member.name} (id: ${member.id}).`);
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client.user.setActivity(`${client.users.cache.size} of you horrible people`,{ type: 'LISTENING' });
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});
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////// ACTUAL MESSAGE PROCESSING
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client.on("message", async message => {
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//stops bots from activating the Osselbot
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//Message processing
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if(message.author.bot) return;
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if(message.content.indexOf(config.prefix) !== 0) return;
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// Here we separate our "command" name, and our "arguments" for the command.
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// e.g. if we have the message "+say Is this the real life?" , we'll get the following:
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// command = say
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// args = ["Is", "this", "the", "real", "life?"]
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const args = message.content.slice(config.prefix.length).trim().split(/ +/g);
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const command = args.shift().toLowerCase();
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//////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////
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//COMMAND TIME
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//////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////
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if (command === "reboot"){
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function shutdown(){
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client.destroy();
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process.exit(69);
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}
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if (message.author.id === '216042720047661057') {
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message.reply("**Authenticated**, Restarting now.");
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client.user.setActivity(`Itself die`,{ type: 'WATCHING' });
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setTimeout(shutdown, 5000, 'shutdown');
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}
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else {
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return message.reply("No");
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};
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};
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//////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////
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if (command === "stats") {
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let embed = new Discord.MessageEmbed()
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.setTitle('Stats')
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.setColor(0x195080)
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.setDescription(`\
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**Stats for 0SSELB0T** \n \
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**Uptime:** ${prettyMilliseconds(client.uptime)} \n \
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**Started at:** ${client.readyAt} \n \
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**People:** ${client.users.cache.size}\
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`);
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return message.channel.send(embed);
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};
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//////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////
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if(command === "ping") {
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// Calculates ping between sending a message and editing it, giving a nice round-trip latency.
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const m = await message.channel.send("Ping?");
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m.edit(`Pong! Latency is ${m.createdTimestamp - message.createdTimestamp}ms`);
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};
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//////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////
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//HOW QUOTEABLE
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if(command === "psych") {
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return message.channel.send("Rules for finding a psychopath: \n1. Favorite color is orange \n2. Likes the left burners, worse if its top left\n3. Calls pizza sauce/tomato sauce gravy\n4. Doesnt like salad\n5. Likes country music\n6. Makes hot chocolate with water\n7. Likes black licorice")
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};
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if(command === "ask") {
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return message.channel.send("Dont Ask, Just ask!\n https://iki.fi/sol/dontask.html")
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};
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if(command === "simp") {
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if(!message.member.roles.cache.some(r=>["Admin", "Moderator","Member of the Order of the b l u e","Botmeister"].includes(r.name)) )
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return message.reply("Sorry, you don't have permissions to use this!");
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let embed = new Discord.MessageEmbed()
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.setTitle("SIMP Alert")
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.setURL("https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c3m4Q07TkMk")
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.setColor(0x195080)
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.setDescription("__**ALERT**__ SIMP detected!")
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.setImage("https://vignette.wikia.nocookie.net/disney/images/6/64/Kronk_.jpg/revision/latest?cb=20160720194635")
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.setTimestamp()
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message.channel.send({embed})
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};
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if(command === "squad") {
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min = Math.ceil(0);
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max = Math.floor(11);
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let rate = Math.floor(Math.random() * (max - min) + min); //The maximum is exclusive and the minimum is inclusive
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return message.reply(`The squad rates this ${rate} out of 10`);
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};
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if(command === "magic") {
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return message.channel.send("Do you believe in magic in a young girl\'s heart\nHow the music can free her, whenever it starts\nAnd it\'s magic, if the music is groovy\nIt makes you feel happy like an old-time movie\nI\'ll tell you about the magic, and it\'ll free your soul\nBut it\'s like trying to tell a stranger bout \'rock and roll\'");
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};
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if(command === 'help') {
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return message.reply('https://technicolor.2a03.party/bot/');
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};
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if (command === "fix") {
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if(message.member.roles.cache.some(r=>["Botmeister"].includes(r.name))) {
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return message.channel.send("I guess it\'s my fault will fix.");
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};
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return;
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};
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////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////
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////////////////////////////////////DEFCON//////////////////////////////////////
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////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////
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if(command === "defcon") {
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//5 levels till ban
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if(!message.member.roles.cache.some(r=>["Admin","Member of the Order of the b l u e","Botmeister"].includes(r.name)) )
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return message.reply("Sorry, you don't have permissions to use this!");
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else {
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let member = message.mentions.members.first();
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var role = "";
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switch(parseInt(args[1],10)) {
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case 5:
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var role = message.guild.roles.cache.find(role => role.name === `DEFCON 5`);
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member.roles.add(role);
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break;
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case 4:
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var role = message.guild.roles.cache.find(role => role.name === `DEFCON 4`);
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member.roles.add(role);
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break;
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case 3:
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var role = message.guild.roles.cache.find(role => role.name === `DEFCON 3`);
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member.roles.add(role);
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break;
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case 2:
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var role = message.guild.roles.cache.find(role => role.name === `DEFCON 2`);
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member.roles.add(role);
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break;
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case 1:
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var role = message.guild.roles.cache.find(role => role.name === `DEFCON 1`);
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member.roles.add(role);
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break;
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default:
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return message.reply(`DEFCON not set is ${args[1]} a number between 1-5?`)
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};
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return message.reply(`\n**DEFCON** level set to DEFCON ${args[1]}\nGod Bless their souls`)
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};
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};
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});
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//Logging in the bot
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client.login(config.token)
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