243 lines
9.4 KiB
JavaScript
Executable File
243 lines
9.4 KiB
JavaScript
Executable File
#!/usr/bin/env node
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//TODO Write tests
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//TODO Test all commands
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//Those are so I remember stuff
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// Load up the libraries
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const Discord = require("discord.js");
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const prettyMilliseconds = require('pretty-ms');
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const fs = require('fs');
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const homedir = require('os').homedir;
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const info = require("../package.json");
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//importing files
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const config = require("./config.json");
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// This is making clients
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const client = new Discord.Client();
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function activity() {
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client.user.setActivity(`${client.users.cache.size} of you horrible people`, {type: 'LISTENING'}).then(() => {
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});
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}
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client.on("ready", () => {
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// This event will run if the bot starts, and logs in, successfully.
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console.log(`Bot has started, with ${client.users.cache.size} users, in ${client.channels.cache.size} channels of ${client.guilds.cache.size} guilds.`);
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// Example of changing the bot's playing game to something useful. `client.user` is what the
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// docs refer to as the "ClientUser".
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activity();
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});
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//Updates people count
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client.on('guildMemberAdd', member => {
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console.log(`New member joined: ${member.nickname} (id: ${member.id}).`);
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activity();
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});
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client.on('guildMemberRemove', member => {
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console.log(` member left: ${member.nickname} (id: ${member.id}).`);
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activity();
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});
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setInterval(activity, 300000);
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////// ACTUAL MESSAGE PROCESSING
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client.on("message", async message => {
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//stops bots from activating the Osselbot
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//Message processing
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// noinspection SpellCheckingInspection
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if (message.content.toLowerCase().includes('nigg' || 'negro' || 'niglet' || 'fag' || 'f4g' || 'n1gg' || 'gg3r')) {
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await message.delete();
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return message.reply(`Listen here cum-sock we dont appreciate that here ${message.member}. If you gonna be like that you may just well end up in the JAR and we all know how that ends...`)
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}
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if (message.author.bot) return;
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if (message.content.indexOf(config.prefix) !== 0) return;
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// Here we separate our "command" name, and our "arguments" for the command.
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// e.g. if we have the message "+say Is this the real life?" , we'll get the following:
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// command = say
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// args = ["Is", "this", "the", "real", "life?"]
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const args = message.content.slice(config.prefix.length).trim().split(/ +/g);
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const command = args.shift().toLowerCase();
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//////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////
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//////////////////////////////////COMMAND TIME////////////////////////////////
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//////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////
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if (command === "stats") {
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let embed = new Discord.MessageEmbed()
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.setTitle('Stats')
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.setAuthor("Osselbot", "https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/597814181084921866/711843993914310656/animated-beach-balls-29.gif")
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.setColor(0x195080)
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.setDescription(`\
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**Stats for 0SSELB0T** \n \
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**Uptime:** ${prettyMilliseconds(client.uptime)} \n \
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**Started at:** ${client.readyAt} \n \
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**People:** ${client.users.cache.size}`)
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.setFooter(`osselbot v${info.version} run version for full info`);
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return message.channel.send(embed);
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}
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//////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////
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if (command === "ping") {
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// Calculates ping between sending a message and editing it, giving a nice round-trip latency.
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const m = await message.channel.send("Ping?");
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await m.edit(`Pong! Latency is ${client.ws.ping}ms`);
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}
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//HOW QUOTEABLE
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if (command === "psych") {
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return message.channel.send("Rules for finding a psychopath: \n1. Favorite color is orange \n2. Likes the left burners, worse if its top left\n3. Calls pizza sauce/tomato sauce gravy\n4. Doesnt like salad\n5. Likes country music\n6. Makes hot chocolate with water\n7. Likes black licorice")
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}
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if (command === "ask") {
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return message.channel.send("Dont Ask, Just ask!\n https://iki.fi/sol/dontask.html")
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}
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if (command === "simp") {
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if (!message.member.roles.cache.some(r => ["Admin", "Moderator", "Member of the Order of the b l u e", "Botmeister"].includes(r.name)))
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return message.reply("Sorry, you don't have permissions to use this!");
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let embed = new Discord.MessageEmbed()
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.setTitle("SIMP Alert")
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.setURL("https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c3m4Q07TkMk")
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.setColor(0x195080)
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.setDescription("__**ALERT**__ SIMP detected!")
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.setImage("https://vignette.wikia.nocookie.net/disney/images/6/64/Kronk_.jpg/revision/latest?cb=20160720194635")
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.setTimestamp()
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await message.channel.send({embed})
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}
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if (command === "squad") {
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let min = Math.ceil(0);
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let max = Math.floor(11);
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let rate = Math.floor(Math.random() * (max - min) + min); //The maximum is exclusive and the minimum is inclusive
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return message.reply(`The squad rates this ${rate} out of 10`);
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}
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if (command === "magic") {
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return message.channel.send("Do you believe in magic in a young girl's heart\nHow the music can free her, whenever it starts\nAnd it's magic, if the music is groovy\nIt makes you feel happy like an old-time movie\nI'll tell you about the magic, and it'll free your soul\nBut it's like trying to tell a stranger bout 'rock and roll'");
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}
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if (command === 'help') {
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return message.reply('https://technicolor.2a03.party/bot/');
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}
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if (command === "fix") {
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if (message.member.roles.cache.some(r => ["Ally of the Order"].includes(r.name))) {
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return message.channel.send("I guess it's my fault will fix.");
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}
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return;
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}
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if (command === "va") {
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let num = Math.floor(Math.random() * (config.abuse.length + 1)); //The maximum is exclusive and the minimum is inclusive
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return message.reply(`${config.verbalabuse[num]}`)
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}
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////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////
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if (command === "say") {
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// makes the bot say something and delete the message. As an example, it's open to anyone to use.
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// To get the "message" itself we join the `args` back into a string with spaces:
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const sayMessage = args.join(" ");
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if (message.member.roles.cache.some(r => ["Admin", "Mods", "Member of the Order", "Botmeister", "Ally of the Order", "say"].includes(r.name))) {
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if (message.content.includes("@")) {
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return message.reply("haha no")
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}
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// Then we delete the command message (sneaky, right?). The catch just ignores the error with a cute smiley thing.
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message.delete().catch(() => {
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});
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// And we get the bot to say the thing:
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return message.channel.send(sayMessage);
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}
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}
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////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////
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if (command === "quote") {
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let quotes = require(`${homedir}/quotes.json`);
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let quoteadd = "";
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let selector;
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try {
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selector = args[0].toLowerCase();
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} catch (err) {
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let number = quotes.quotes.length;
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let quotesend = Math.floor(Math.random() * (number + 1));
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return message.channel.send(`${quotes.quotes[quotesend]}`);
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}
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if (selector === "add") {
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args.shift();
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//This does logic to make it from an array to a nice string.
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quoteadd = args.join(' ');
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quotes.quotes.push(quoteadd)
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fs.writeFile(`${homedir}/quotes.json`, JSON.stringify(quotes, null, 2), (err) => {
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if (err) return message.reply("Something went wrong");
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client.channels.cache.get('712084662033580064').send(`${message.member} has submitted \`${quoteadd}\` to the quote repository`);
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return message.reply("Quote added to repository");
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});
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} else {
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return message.reply("you can add quotes by running `?quote add <person> Quote goes here`");
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}
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}
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////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////
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if (command === "version") {
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return message.channel.send(`\`\`\`\
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________________________________________\n \
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< @technicolor-creamsicle/osselbot@v${info.version}>\n \
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----------------------------------------\n \
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\\ ^__^\n \
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\\ (oo)\\_______\n \
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(__)\\ )\\/\\\n \
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||----w |\n \
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|| ||\n \
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\`\`\``)
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}
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////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////
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////////////////////////////////////DEFCON//////////////////////////////////////
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////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////
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if (command === "defcon") {
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//5 levels till ban
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if (!message.member.roles.cache.some(r => ["Admin", "Member of the Order of the b l u e", "Botmeister"].includes(r.name)))
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return message.reply("Sorry, you don't have permissions to use this!");
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else {
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let member = message.mentions.members.first();
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let role;
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switch (parseInt(args[1], 10)) {
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case 5:
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role = message.guild.roles.cache.find(role => role.name === `DEFCON 5`);
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await member.roles.add(role);
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break;
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case 4:
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role = message.guild.roles.cache.find(role => role.name === `DEFCON 4`);
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await member.roles.add(role);
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break;
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case 3:
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role = message.guild.roles.cache.find(role => role.name === `DEFCON 3`);
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await member.roles.add(role);
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break;
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case 2:
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role = message.guild.roles.cache.find(role => role.name === `DEFCON 2`);
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await member.roles.add(role);
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break;
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case 1:
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role = message.guild.roles.cache.find(role => role.name === `DEFCON 1`);
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await member.roles.add(role);
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break;
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default:
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return message.reply(`DEFCON not set is ${args[1]} a number between 1-5?`);
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}
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return message.reply(`\n**DEFCON** level set to DEFCON ${args[1]}\nGod Bless their souls`);
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}
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}
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});
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if (process.argv.slice(2).includes("--TEST")) {
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console.log("Test Pass!");
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process.exit(0);
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}
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//Logging in the bot
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client.login(config.token).then(() => {
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console.log("Logged in")
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}); |