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@ -252,7 +252,7 @@ client.on("message", async message => {
};
if (command === "quote") {
min = Math.ceil(0);
max = Math.floor(47);
max = Math.floor(48);
// Quote format '<USER> quote stuff like egg eegg egg mommmmy'
let quotes = [
'<Airman, hydrated> Im a segregationist',
@ -301,7 +301,9 @@ client.on("message", async message => {
'<Jim Chang> sad',
'<Triple> Holy ShihS. My MoM came into my RooR to bring me a PlalP of Chairman Mao\'s Testicles and I literally shot her with my dad\'s over-under. I\'m so distressed right now I don\'t know what to do. I didn\'t mean to literally shoosh my MooM but i\'m literally in shlock from the self-quarantining of Iran\'s health minister. This can\'t be happening. I\'m having a brain aneurysm. This is so FuuF.\n\n\n\n me',
'<Sara Mist> Really? Right in front of my General Ts\'s?',
'<Rangern\'t> Holy ShihS. My MoM came into my RooR to bring me a PlalP of Chairman Mao\'s Testicles and I literally shot her with my dad\'s sawed-off 14 gauge shotgun. I\'m so distressertsid rigir now I don\'t know what to do. I didn\'t mean to literetil shoosh my MooM but i\'m literally in shlocc from the This can\'t be happening. I\'m having a brain aneurysm. This is so FuuF.\n\n\n\n\n\n me'
'<Rangern\'t> Holy ShihS. My MoM came into my RooR to bring me a PlalP of Chairman Mao\'s Testicles and I literally shot her with my dad\'s sawed-off 14 gauge shotgun. I\'m so distressertsid rigir now I don\'t know what to do. I didn\'t mean to literetil shoosh my MooM but i\'m literally in shlocc from the This can\'t be happening. I\'m having a brain aneurysm. This is so FuuF.\n\n\n\n\n\n me',
'<Jordan :b:. Peterson> We need to form a gamer ethno-state to secure the future for the next generations.'
]
let number = Math.floor(Math.random() * (max - min) + min) //The maximum is exclusive and the minimum is inclusive
return message.channel.send(quotes[number])