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<html xmlns="http://www.w3.org/1999/xhtml"><head><title>bonk/oif</title><link rel="stylesheet" href="../../jargon.css" type="text/css"/><meta name="generator" content="DocBook XSL Stylesheets V1.61.0"/><link rel="home" href="../index.html" title="The Jargon File"/><link rel="up" href="../B.html" title="B"/><link rel="previous" href="bondage-and-discipline-language.html" title="bondage-and-discipline language"/><link rel="next" href="book-titles.html" title="book titles"/></head><body><div class="navheader"><table width="100%" summary="Navigation header"><tr><th colspan="3" align="center">bonk/oif</th></tr><tr><td width="20%" align="left"><a accesskey="p" href="bondage-and-discipline-language.html">Prev</a> </td><th width="60%" align="center">B</th><td width="20%" align="right"> <a accesskey="n" href="book-titles.html">Next</a></td></tr></table><hr/></div><dt><a id="bonk-oif"/><dt xmlns="" id="bonk-oif"><b>bonk/oif</b>: <span xmlns="http://www.w3.org/1999/xhtml" class="pronunciation">/bonk/</span>, <span xmlns="http://www.w3.org/1999/xhtml" class="pronunciation">/oyf/</span>, <span xmlns="http://www.w3.org/1999/xhtml" class="grammar">interj.</span></dt></dt><dd><p> In the U.S. <a href="../M/MUD.html"><i class="glossterm">MUD</i></a> community, it has become
traditional to express pique or censure by <span class="firstterm">bonking</span> the offending person. Convention holds
that one should acknowledge a bonk by saying &#8220;<span class="quote">oif!</span>&#8221; and there
is a myth to the effect that failing to do so upsets the cosmic bonk/oif
balance, causing much trouble in the universe. Some MUDs have implemented
special commands for bonking and oifing. Note: in parts of the
U.K. &#8216;bonk&#8217; is a sexually loaded slang term; care is advised in
transatlantic conversations (see <a href="boink.html"><i class="glossterm">boink</i></a>).
Commonwealth hackers report a similar convention involving the
&#8216;fish/bang&#8217; balance. See also <a href="../T/talk-mode.html"><i class="glossterm">talk
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