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VMS
/VMS/ , n. DEC 's proprietary operating system for its VAX minicomputer; one
of the seven or so environments that loom largest in hacker folklore. Many
Unix fans generously concede that VMS would probably be the hacker's
favorite commercial OS if Unix didn't exist; though true, this makes VMS
fans furious. One major hacker gripe with VMS concerns its slowness thus the
following limerick: ThereoncewasasystemcalledVMS
Ofcyclesbynomeansabstemious. It'schock-fullofhacks AndrunsonaVAX
Andmakesmypoorstomachallsqueamious. TheGreatQuux See also VAX , TOPS-10 ,
TOPS-20 , Unix , runic.