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LART
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// Luser Attitude Readjustment Tool. 1. n. In the collective mythos of scary
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devil monastery , this is an essential item in the toolkit of every BOFH.
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The LART classic is a 2x4 or other large billet of wood usable as a club, to
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be applied upside the head of spammers and other people who cause sysadmins
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more grief than just naturally goes with the job. Perennial debates rage on
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alt.sysadmin.recovery over what constitutes the truly effective LART;
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knobkerries, automatic weapons, flamethrowers, and tactical nukes all have
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their partisans. Compare clue-by-four. 2. v. To use a LART. Some would add
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in malice , but some sysadmins do prefer to gently lart their users as a
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first (and sometimes final) warning. 3. interj. Calling for one's LART, much
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as a surgeon might call Scalpel!. 4. interj. [rare] Used in flames as a
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rebuke.
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