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lion food
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n. [IBM] Middle management or HQ staff (or, by extension, administrative
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drones in general). From an old joke about two lions who, escaping from the
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zoo, split up to increase their chances but agree to meet after 2 months.
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When they finally meet, one is skinny and the other overweight. The thin one
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says: How did you manage? I ate a human just once and they turned out a
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small army to chase me guns, nets, it was terrible. Since then I've been
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reduced to eating mice, insects, even grass. The fat one replies: Well, I
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hid near an IBM office and ate a manager a day.
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