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Green's Theorem
prov. [TMRC] For any story, in any group of people there will be at least
one person who has not heard the story. A refinement of the theorem states
that there will be exactly one person (if there were more than one, it
wouldn't be as bad to re-tell the story). [The name of this theorem is a
play on a fundamental theorem in calculus.