SNAFU principle

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 SNAFU principle
 
-/snafoo prinsipl/ , n. [from a WWII Army acronym for Situation Normal, All
+/snafoo prinsipl/ , n. [from a WWII Army acronym for Situation Normal,
-Fucked Up ] True communication is possible only between equals, because
+All Fucked Up ] True communication is possible only between equals,
-inferiors are more consistently rewarded for telling their superiors
+because inferiors are more consistently rewarded for telling their
-pleasant lies than for telling the truth.: a central tenet of Discordianism
+superiors pleasant lies than for telling the truth.: a central tenet
-, often invoked by hackers to explain why authoritarian hierarchies screw up
+of Discordianism, often invoked by hackers to explain why
-so reliably and systematically. The effect of the SNAFU principle is a
+authoritarian hierarchies screw up so reliably and systematically. The
-progressive disconnection of decision-makers from reality. This lightly
+effect of the SNAFU principle is a progressive disconnection of
-adapted version of a fable dating back to the early 1960s illustrates the
+decision-makers from reality. This lightly adapted version of a fable
-phenomenon perfectly: Inthebeginningwastheplan, andthenthespecification;
+dating back to the early 1960s illustrates the phenomenon perfectly:
-Andtheplanwaswithoutform, andthespecificationwasvoid. Anddarkness
+
-wasonthefacesoftheimplementorsthereof; Andtheyspakeuntotheirleader, saying:
+In the beginning was the plan, and then the specification; And the
-Itisacrockofshit, andsmellsasofasewer. Andtheleadertookpityonthem,
+plan was without form, and the specification was void. And darkness
-andspoketotheprojectleader: Itisacrockofexcrement,
+was on the faces of the implementors thereof; And they spake unto
-andnonemayabidetheodorthereof. Andtheprojectleader
+their leader, saying verily: It is a crock of shit, and smells as of a
-spakeuntohissectionhead,saying: Itisacontainerofexcrement,
+sewer. And the leader too kpity on them, and spoke to the project
-anditisverystrong,suchthatnonemayabideit.
+leader: It is a crock of excrement, and none may abide the odor
-Thesectionheadthenhurriedtohisdepartmentmanager, andinformedhimthus:
+thereof. And the project leader spake unto his section head, saying:
-Itisavesseloffertilizer, andnonemayabideitsstrength.
+It is a container of excrement, and it is very strong, such that none
-Thedepartmentmanagercarriedthesewords tohisgeneralmanager, andspokeuntohim
+may abide it. The section head then hurried to his department manager,
-saying: Itcontaineththatwhichaideththegrowthofplants, anditisverystrong.
+and informed him thus: It is a vessel of fertilizer, and none may
-Andsoitwasthatthegeneralmanagerrejoiced
+abide its strength. The department manager carried these words to his
-anddeliveredthegoodnewsuntotheVicePresident. Itpromotethgrowth,
+general manager, and spoke unto him saying: It containeth that which
-anditisverypowerful. TheVicePresidentrushedtothePresident'sside,
+aideth the growth of plants, and it is very strong. And so it was that
-andjoyouslyexclaimed: Thispowerfulnewsoftwareproduct
+the general manager rejoiced and delivered the good news unto the Vice
-willpromotethegrowthofthecompany! AndthePresidentlookedupontheproduct,
+President. It promoteth growth, and it is very powerful. The Vice
-andsawthatitwasverygood. After the subsequent and inevitable disaster, the
+President rushed to the President's side, and joyously exclaimed: This
-suits protect themselves by saying I was misinformed! , and the
+powerful new software product will promote the growth of the company!
-implementors are demoted or fired. Compare Conway's Law.
+And the President looked upon the product, and saw that it was very
+good. After the subsequent and inevitable disaster, the suits protect
+themselves by saying I was misinformed!, and the implementors are
+demoted or fired. Compare Conway's Law.