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2014-04-26 10:52:28 -04:00
drool-proof paper
n. Documentation that has been obsessively dumbed down , to the point where only a cretin could bear to read it, is said to have succumbed to the drool-proof paper syndrome or to have been written on drool-proof paper. For example, this is an actual quote from Apple's LaserWriter manual: Do not expose your LaserWriter to open fire or flame. The SGI Indy manual included the line [Do not] dangle the mouse by the cord or throw it at coworkers.