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quantum bogodynamics
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/kwontm boh`gohdi:namiks/ , n. A theory that characterizes the universe in
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terms of bogon sources (such as politicians, used-car salesmen, TV
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evangelists, and suits in general), bogon sinks (such as taxpayers and
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computers), and bogosity potential fields. Bogon absorption, of course,
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causes human beings to behave mindlessly and machines to fail (and may also
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cause both to emit secondary bogons); however, the precise mechanics of the
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bogon-computron interaction are not yet understood and remain to be
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elucidated. Quantum bogodynamics is most often invoked to explain the sharp
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increase in hardware and software failures in the presence of suits; the
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latter emit bogons, which the former absorb. See bogon , computron , suit ,
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psyton. Here is a representative QBD theory: The bogon is a boson (integral
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spin, +1 or -1), and has zero rest mass. In this respect it is very much
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like a photon. However, it has a much greater momentum, thus explaining its
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destructive effect on computer electronics and human nervous systems. The
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corollary to this is that bogons also have tremendous inertia, and therefore
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a bogon beam is deflected only with great difficulty. When the bogon
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encounters its antiparticle, the cluon, they mutually annihilate each other,
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releasing magic smoke. Furthermore 1 Lenat = 1 mole (6.022E23) of bogons
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(see microLenat ).
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