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Dissociated Press
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n. [play on Associated Press ; perhaps inspired by a reference in the 1950
Bugs Bunny cartoon What's Up, Doc? ] An algorithm for transforming any text
into potentially humorous garbage even more efficiently than by passing it
through a marketroid. The algorithm starts by printing any N consecutive
words (or letters) in the text. Then at every step it searches for any
random occurrence in the original text of the last N words (or letters)
already printed and then prints the next word or letter. EMACS has a handy
command for this. Here is a short example of word-based Dissociated Press
applied to an earlier version of this Jargon File: wart: n. A small, crocky
feature that sticks out of an array (C has no checks for this). This is
relatively benign and easy to spot if the phrase is bent so as to be not
worth paying attention to the medium in question. Here is a short example of
letter-based Dissociated Press applied to the same source: window sysIWYG:
n. A bit was named aften /beet@/ prefer to use the other guy's re,
especially in every cast a chuckle on neithout getting into useful informash
speech makes removing a featuring a move or usage actual abstractionsidered
interj. Indeed spectace logic or problem! A hackish idle pastime is to apply
letter-based Dissociated Press to a random body of text and vgrep the output
in hopes of finding an interesting new word. (In the preceding example,
window sysIWYG and informash show some promise.) Iterated applications of
Dissociated Press usually yield better results. Similar techniques called
travesty generators have been employed with considerable satirical effect to
the utterances of Usenet flamers; see pseudo.