.TH talkfilters 6 "8 Dec 2003" "Version 2.3" .SH NAME b1ff, brooklyn, chef, cockney, drawl, fudd, funetak, jethro, jive, kraut, pansy, pirate, postmodern, redneck, valspeak, warez \- GNU talk filters .SH SYNOPSIS \fIfilter\fP [\fB--version --help\fP] .LP .SH DESCRIPTION .PP The GNU Talkfilters are filter programs that convert ordinary English text into text that mimics a stereotyped or otherwise humorous dialect. Each program reads from standard input and writes to standard output. Since the filters do word and substring substitution on the text they process, any word-wrap formatting of the original text will not be preserved. Use the \fBwrap\fP filter to word-wrap the output of a talk filter. .TP .B austro Austrian accent (Ahhhnold) .TP .B b1ff B1FF of USENET yore .TP .B brooklyn Brooklyn accent .TP .B chef Swedish Chef (from The Muppet Show) .TP .B cockney Londoner accent .TP .B drawl Southern drawl .TP .B dubya George "Dubya" Bush .TP .B fudd Elmer Fudd (from the Looney Tunes cartoons) .TP .B funetak Thick Asian accent .TP .B jethro Jethro from The Beverly Hillbillies .TP .B jive 1970s Jive .TP .B kraut German accent .TP .B pansy Effeminate male .TP .B pirate Pirate talk .TP .B postmodern Postmodernist talk ("Feminazi") .TP .B redneck Country redneck .TP .B valspeak Valley talk .TP .B warez H4x0r code .SH SEE ALSO .BR wrap (1), .BR less (1) .SH AUTHORS Edward Betts, Clement Cole, John Hagerman, Brand Hilton, Adam Hudd, Ian Johnston, Daniel V. Klein, Mark Lindner, Stephen K. Mulrine, Duane Paulson, Samuel Stoddard, Matt Welsh, David Whitten, et al.