Q: What are the positions for?
A: I don't really know; whatever you want.
Q: How do I use the App?
A: Select your position and click "Add to Profile."
Q: That's stupid.
A: How is that a question?
Q: My favourite position is not on the list. In fact, it's kind of
limited.
A: Message me and maybe I'll put it on eventually.
Q: Is that . . . a horse?
A: I do not condone having sex with a horse where prohibited by law.
Q: Isn't this Adult Content that should be restricted?
A: Whatever.
Q: Who is responsible for this atrocity?
A:
Neil!
Q: Aren't you worried that you'll burn in Hades for eternity?
A: Not really.