2023/02/19 - v0.3.2
    -Improved URI parsing again
    -Improved HTTP redirect handling capability
    -Moved TLS out of dial and into main
    -Improved debugging experience by shuffling around if(param[V])s 

2022/12/13 - v0.3.1b
    -Fixed Gopher support
    -Improved URI parsing 

2022/12/12 - v0.3b
    -Crashes in new, exciting ways!
    -I couldn't get it to segfault, but ymmv.
    -Has TLS still. It's less trash this time but still not great.
    -Still smaller than hurl, still more readable.
    -Still has Gopher, but the new main() breaks support. Will fix.
    -Apparently doesn't work on BSD. Will get around to this.
    -<<<!!!NEW!!!>>> Has HTTP redirect capabilities. Woaoaoaoao.

2022/12/7  - v0.2b
    -It did segfault. Segfaults less now.
    -Still has TLS.
    -Still smaller and more readable than hurl.
    -Has Gopher now.
    -Maybe works on BSD.
    -Add an actual README.

2022/11/29 - v0.1b
  Features:
    -Doesn't segfault. Probably.
    -Has TLS.
    -It's smaller and more readable than hurl. Nyaaah