#!/usr/bin/env node //TODO Write tests //TODO Make an automation system for deployment //TODO Test all commands //Those are so I remember stuff // Load up the libraries const Discord = require("discord.js"); const prettyMilliseconds = require('pretty-ms'); const fs = require('fs'); const homedir = require('os').homedir; const info = require("../package.json"); // const fetch = require('node-fetch'); //importing files const config = require("./config.json"); // This is making clients const client = new Discord.Client(); function activity() { client.user.setActivity(`${client.users.cache.size} of you horrible people`, {type: 'LISTENING'}).then(() => { }); } client.on("ready", () => { // This event will run if the bot starts, and logs in, successfully. console.log(`Bot has started, with ${client.users.cache.size} users, in ${client.channels.cache.size} channels of ${client.guilds.cache.size} guilds.`); // Example of changing the bot's playing game to something useful. `client.user` is what the // docs refer to as the "ClientUser". activity(); }); //Updates people count client.on('guildMemberAdd', member => { console.log(`New member joined: ${member.nickname} (id: ${member.id}).`); activity(); }); client.on('guildMemberRemove', member => { console.log(` member left: ${member.nickname} (id: ${member.id}).`); activity(); }); setInterval(activity, 300000); ////// ACTUAL MESSAGE PROCESSING client.on("message", async message => { //stops bots from activating the Osselbot //Message processing // noinspection SpellCheckingInspection if (message.content.toLowerCase().includes('nigg', 'negro', 'niglet', 'fag', 'f4g', 'n1gg', 'gg3r')) { await message.delete(); return message.reply(`Listen here cum-sock we dont appreciate that here ${message.member}. If you gonna be like that you may just well end up in the JAR and we all know how that ends...`) } if (message.author.bot) return; if (message.content.indexOf(config.prefix) !== 0) return; // Here we separate our "command" name, and our "arguments" for the command. // e.g. if we have the message "+say Is this the real life?" , we'll get the following: // command = say // args = ["Is", "this", "the", "real", "life?"] const args = message.content.slice(config.prefix.length).trim().split(/ +/g); const command = args.shift().toLowerCase(); ////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////// //////////////////////////////////COMMAND TIME//////////////////////////////// ////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////// if (command === "stats") { let embed = new Discord.MessageEmbed() .setTitle('Stats') .setAuthor("Osselbot", "https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/597814181084921866/711843993914310656/animated-beach-balls-29.gif") .setColor(0x195080) .setDescription(`\ **Stats for 0SSELB0T** \n \ **Uptime:** ${prettyMilliseconds(client.uptime)} \n \ **Started at:** ${client.readyAt} \n \ **People:** ${client.users.cache.size}`) .setFooter(`osselbot v${info.version} run version for full info`); return message.channel.send(embed); } ////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////// if (command === "ping") { // Calculates ping between sending a message and editing it, giving a nice round-trip latency. const m = await message.channel.send("Ping?"); await m.edit(`Pong! Latency is ${client.ws.ping}ms`); } //HOW QUOTEABLE if (command === "psych") { return message.channel.send("Rules for finding a psychopath: \n1. Favorite color is orange \n2. Likes the left burners, worse if its top left\n3. Calls pizza sauce/tomato sauce gravy\n4. Doesnt like salad\n5. Likes country music\n6. Makes hot chocolate with water\n7. Likes black licorice") } if (command === "ask") { return message.channel.send("Dont Ask, Just ask!\n https://iki.fi/sol/dontask.html") } if (command === "simp") { if (!message.member.roles.cache.some(r => ["Admin", "Moderator", "Member of the Order of the b l u e", "Botmeister"].includes(r.name))) return message.reply("Sorry, you don't have permissions to use this!"); let embed = new Discord.MessageEmbed() .setTitle("SIMP Alert") .setURL("https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c3m4Q07TkMk") .setColor(0x195080) .setDescription("__**ALERT**__ SIMP detected!") .setImage("https://vignette.wikia.nocookie.net/disney/images/6/64/Kronk_.jpg/revision/latest?cb=20160720194635") .setTimestamp() await message.channel.send({embed}) } if (command === "squad") { let min = Math.ceil(0); let max = Math.floor(11); let rate = Math.floor(Math.random() * (max - min) + min); //The maximum is exclusive and the minimum is inclusive return message.reply(`The squad rates this ${rate} out of 10`); } if (command === "magic") { return message.channel.send("Do you believe in magic in a young girl's heart\nHow the music can free her, whenever it starts\nAnd it's magic, if the music is groovy\nIt makes you feel happy like an old-time movie\nI'll tell you about the magic, and it'll free your soul\nBut it's like trying to tell a stranger bout 'rock and roll'"); } if (command === 'help') { return message.reply('https://technicolor.2a03.party/bot/'); } if (command === "fix") { if (message.member.roles.cache.some(r => ["Botmeister"].includes(r.name))) { return message.channel.send("I guess it's my fault will fix."); } return; } if (command === "va") { let msg = "" let num = Math.floor(Math.random() * (5 - 1) + 1); //The maximum is exclusive and the minimum is inclusive switch (num) { case 1: msg = "its simple, mind over matter. i dont mind, and you dont fucking matter"; break; case 2: msg = "I can eat alphabet soup and shit out a more coherent sentence than you"; break; case 3: msg = "you are living proof darwinism is dead, hell, even reversing."; break; case 4: msg = "may you never reproduce" break; } return message.reply(`${msg}`) } //////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////// if (command === "say") { // makes the bot say something and delete the message. As an example, it's open to anyone to use. // To get the "message" itself we join the `args` back into a string with spaces: const sayMessage = args.join(" "); if (message.member.roles.cache.some(r => ["Admin", "Mods", "Member of the Order", "Botmeister", "Ally of the Order", "say"].includes(r.name))) { if (message.content.includes("@")) { return message.reply("haha no") } // Then we delete the command message (sneaky, right?). The catch just ignores the error with a cute smiley thing. message.delete().catch(() => { }); // And we get the bot to say the thing: return message.channel.send(sayMessage); } } //////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////// if (command === "quote") { let quotes = require(`${homedir}/quotes.json`); let quoteadd = ""; let selector; try { selector = args[0].toLowerCase(); } catch (err) { let number = quotes.quotes.length + 1; let quotesend = Math.floor(Math.random() * (number)); return message.channel.send(`${quotes.quotes[quotesend]}`); } if (selector === "add") { if (!(message.member.roles.cache.some(r => ["Admin", "Mods", "Member of the Order", "Botmeister", "Ally of the Order", "say"].includes(r.name)))) return message.reply("Ask someone with the quote role to add that.") args.shift(); //This does logic to make it from an array to a nice string. quoteadd = args.join(' '); quotes.quotes.push(quoteadd) fs.writeFile(`${homedir}/quotes.json`, JSON.stringify(quotes, null, 2), (err) => { if (err) return message.reply("Something went wrong"); client.channels.cache.get('712084662033580064').send(`${message.member} has submitted \`${quoteadd}\` to the quote repository`); return message.reply("Quote added to repository"); }); } else { return message.reply("you can add quotes by running `?quote add Quote goes here`"); } } //////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////// if (command === "version") { return message.channel.send(`\`\`\`\ ________________________________________\n \ < @technicolor-creamsicle/osselbot@v${info.version}>\n \ ----------------------------------------\n \ \\ ^__^\n \ \\ (oo)\\_______\n \ (__)\\ )\\/\\\n \ ||----w |\n \ || ||\n \ \`\`\``) } //////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////// ////////////////////////////////////DEFCON////////////////////////////////////// //////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////// if (command === "defcon") { //5 levels till ban if (!message.member.roles.cache.some(r => ["Admin", "Member of the Order of the b l u e", "Botmeister"].includes(r.name))) return message.reply("Sorry, you don't have permissions to use this!"); else { let member = message.mentions.members.first(); let role; switch (parseInt(args[1], 10)) { case 5: role = message.guild.roles.cache.find(role => role.name === `DEFCON 5`); await member.roles.add(role); break; case 4: role = message.guild.roles.cache.find(role => role.name === `DEFCON 4`); await member.roles.add(role); break; case 3: role = message.guild.roles.cache.find(role => role.name === `DEFCON 3`); await member.roles.add(role); break; case 2: role = message.guild.roles.cache.find(role => role.name === `DEFCON 2`); await member.roles.add(role); break; case 1: role = message.guild.roles.cache.find(role => role.name === `DEFCON 1`); await member.roles.add(role); break; default: return message.reply(`DEFCON not set is ${args[1]} a number between 1-5?`); } return message.reply(`\n**DEFCON** level set to DEFCON ${args[1]}\nGod Bless their souls`); } } }); if (process.argv.slice(2).includes("--TEST")) { console.log("Test Pass!"); process.exit(0); } //Logging in the bot client.login(config.token).then(() => { console.log("Logged in") });