From dfcb60251e819f1c70c6785ea9aa966f96c69cae Mon Sep 17 00:00:00 2001 From: Alex Brow Date: Tue, 25 Feb 2020 17:22:49 -0500 Subject: [PATCH] egg --- src/index.js | 11 ++++++++--- 1 file changed, 8 insertions(+), 3 deletions(-) diff --git a/src/index.js b/src/index.js index e347114..b2d3a2d 100755 --- a/src/index.js +++ b/src/index.js @@ -252,7 +252,7 @@ client.on("message", async message => { }; if (command === "quote") { min = Math.ceil(0); - max = Math.floor(33); + max = Math.floor(37); // Quote format ' quote stuff like egg eegg egg mommmmy' let quotes = [ ' Im a segregationist', @@ -271,7 +271,7 @@ client.on("message", async message => { ' Long Live the Philippines!', ' meow', ' I support jihad \uFDFD', - ' He was detained for fighting against israel FREE PALESTINE MEOW', + ' He was detained for fighting against isreal FREE PALESTINE MEOW', ' That guy is not just a tool, he\'s the entire home depot.', ' we have a log you daft idiot', ' I\'m trying to learn how to make a car bomb and get it past the isreali border\n Okay boomer', @@ -286,7 +286,12 @@ client.on("message", async message => { ' Me? They are saying that I\'m part of a death squad? True, that\'s true.', ' We live in a squadron.', ' Is math related to science?', - ' Time to take names and make my parents disappointed in me.' + ' Time to take names and make my parents disappointed in me.', + ' would you be offended if I dump a bunch of tea into the harbor.', + ' I don\'t care about the regs.', + ' Besteurung ist Diebstahl', + ' PLANE RAPIST DONT\'T LET HIM IN THE SMITHSONIAN.', + ' I guess it\'s my fault will fix.', ] let number = Math.floor(Math.random() * (max - min) + min) //The maximum is exclusive and the minimum is inclusive return message.channel.send(quotes[number])