diff --git a/src/index.js b/src/index.js index 6e55322..3fc91e1 100755 --- a/src/index.js +++ b/src/index.js @@ -272,7 +272,7 @@ client.on("message", async message => { }; if (command === "quote") { min = Math.ceil(0); - max = Math.floor(23); + max = Math.floor(32); // Quote format ' quote stuff like egg eegg egg mommmmy' let quotes = [ ' Im a segregationist', @@ -289,15 +289,25 @@ client.on("message", async message => { ' Asia is a continent', ' https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/514252476837396494/681340502297149523/Jim_chang_backstory.png', ' Long Live the Philippines!', - ' meow', - ' I support jihad', - ' He was detained for fighting against israel FREE PALESTINE MEOW', - ' That guy is not just a tool, he\'s the entire home depot.', + ' meow', + ' I support jihad \uFDFD', + ' He was detained for fighting against israel FREE PALESTINE MEOW', + ' That guy is not just a tool, he\'s the entire home depot.', ' we have a log you daft idiot', ' I\'m trying to learn how to make a car bomb and get it past the isreali border\n Okay boomer', ' Please don’t order me around. … Or would you rather that I declare martial law?', 'https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/521522780341141540/681344502593617921/image0.jpg', - 'We\'ve backed off in good faith to try to give you a chance to straighten this problem out. But I am going to beg with you for a minute. I\'m going to plead with you, do not cross us. Because if you do, the survivors will write about what we do here for 10,000 years.' + 'We\'ve backed off in good faith to \ + try to give you a chance to straighten this problem out. But I am going to beg with you for a minute. I\'m going to plead with you, do not cross us.\ + Because if you do, the survivors will write about what we do here for 10,000 years.', + ' In america some people want small mommy gf with small milky, but we need to make sure that the tent is big enough for the mommy gf with biggy milky and penis. My god I need this', + ' Episode 108: Free Beef', + ' The only thing free in the army is these hands, and imma issue em out like jehovas witness pamphlets if you keep talking', + ' I come in peace. I didn\’t bring artillery. But I’m pleading with you, with tears in my eyes: If you fuck with me, I’ll kill you all.', + ' Oh I’m good at cryptology. Take each letter, assign that letter a number, add them all together, and shove it up your ass', + ' Me? They are saying that I\'m part of a death squad? True, that\'s true.', + ' We live in a squadron.', + ' Is math related to science?' ] let number = Math.floor(Math.random() * (max - min) + min) //The maximum is exclusive and the minimum is inclusive return message.channel.send(quotes[number])