From 26a53237789dce501bfcc9caa956ccfccd3d9a5c Mon Sep 17 00:00:00 2001 From: Alex Brow Date: Sun, 23 Feb 2020 22:06:27 -0500 Subject: [PATCH] quote time --- src/index.js | 19 ++++++++++++++----- 1 file changed, 14 insertions(+), 5 deletions(-) diff --git a/src/index.js b/src/index.js index 6bf8207..accc803 100755 --- a/src/index.js +++ b/src/index.js @@ -272,14 +272,23 @@ client.on("message", async message => { }; if (command === "quote") { min = Math.ceil(0); - max = Math.floor(2); + max = Math.floor(12); // Quote format ' quote stuff like egg eegg egg mommmmy' let quotes = [ - ' Im a segregationist', - 'eegg' - + ' Im a segregationist', + ' Holy shit. My mom came into my room to bring me a plate of general tso\’s chicken and I literally screamed at her and hit the plate of chicken out of her hand. She started yelling and swearing at me and I slammed the door on her. I\'m so distressed right now I don\'t know what to do. I didn\'t mean to do that to my mom but I\'m literally in shock from the termination of our glorious PLAN nuclear carrier. I feel like I\'m going to explode. Why the fucking fuck is Xi doing this? This can\'t be happening. I\'m having a fucking breakdown (like a kuznetsov). I don\'t want to believe the world is dominated by the US Navy. I want a future to believe in. I want China to be global hegemon and annex the South China Sea. I cannot fucking deal with this right now. It wasn\'t supposed to be like this, I thought they were making good progress on this carrier???? This is so fucked', + ' go out to my cotton field you 3/5th of a human foot!', + ' no', + ' To be a ranger, one must start as a rock eater.', + '<75021> did you ever hear the tragedy of darth plagueis the wise?', + ' if thicc thighs save lives, there\'s no wonder you\'re a lifeguard.', + ' hello all put the best of your best quotes into this channel for consideration to be put as quotes into the bot. Thanks!', + ' I am *litterally* shitting myself', + ' What\'s the Asian president\nJim\nSomething\nJim Chang', + ' i forgot', + ' Asia is a continent' ] - message.channerel.send(quotes[Math.floor(Math.random() * (max - min)) + min)]) //The maximum is exclusive and the minimum is inclusive + return message.channerel.send(quotes[Math.floor(Math.random() * (max - min)) + min)]) //The maximum is exclusive and the minimum is inclusive }