choad

/chohd/ , n. Synonym for penis used in alt.tasteless and popularized by the
denizens thereof. They say: We think maybe it's from Middle English but
we're all too damned lazy to check the OED. [I'm not. It isn't. ESR] This
term is alleged to have been inherited through 1960s underground comics, and
to have been recently sighted in the Beavis and Butthead cartoons. Speakers
of the Hindi, Bengali and Gujarati languages have confirmed that choad is in
fact an Indian vernacular word equivalent to fuck ; it is therefore likely
to have entered English slang via the British Raj.