dogcow /dogkow/ , n. See Moof. The dogcow is a semi-legendary creature that lurks in the depths of the Macintosh Technical Notes Hypercard stack V3.1. Option-shift-click will cause it to emit a characteristic Moof! or !fooM sound. Getting to tech note 31 is the hard part; to discover how to do that, one must needs examine the stack script with a hackerly eye. Clue: rot13 is involved. A dogcow also appears if you choose Page Setup... with a LaserWriter selected and click on the Options button. It also lurks in other Mac printer drivers, notably those for the now-discontinued Style Writers.