Lumber Cartel n. A mythical conspiracy accused by spam -spewers of funding anti-spam activism in order to force the direct-mail promotions industry back onto paper. Hackers, predictably, responded by forming a Lumber Cartel spoofing this paranoid theory; the web page is http://come.to/the.lumber.cartel/. Members often include the tag TINLC ( There Is No Lumber Cartel ) in their postings; see TINC , backbone cabal and NANA for explanation.