gorets

/gorets/ , n. The unknown ur-noun, fill in your own meaning. Found esp. on
the Usenet newsgroup alt.gorets , which seems to be a running contest to
redefine the word by implication in the funniest and most peculiar way, with
the understanding that no definition is ever final. [A correspondent from
the former Soviet Union informs me that gorets is Russian for mountain
dweller. Another from France informs me that goret is archaic French for a
young pig ESR] Compare frink.