teledildonics /tel`@dildo'niks/ , n. Sex in a computer simulated virtual reality, esp. computer-mediated sexual interaction between the VR presences of two humans. This practice is not yet possible except in the rather limited form of erotic conversation on MUD s and the like. The term, however, is widely recognized in the VR community as a ha ha only serious projection of things to come. When we can sustain a multi-sensory surround good enough for teledildonics, then we'll know we're getting somewhere. See also hot chat.