hello sailor! interj. Occasional West Coast equivalent of hello world ; seems to have originated at SAIL, later associated with the game Zork (which also included hello, aviator and hello, implementor ). Originally from the traditional hooker's greeting to a swabbie fresh off the boat, of course. The standard response is Nothing happens here. ; of all the Zork/Dungeon games, only in Infocom's Zork 3 is Hello, Sailor actually useful (excluding the unique situation where _knowing_ this fact is important in Dungeon...).