90 DIM A(6)
 100PRINT\PRINT"READY"\PRINT
 110 LINPUT A$\ IF A$="BYE" THEN 300
 115 CHANGE A$ TO A\ A=A(1)\ B=A(2)\ PRINT CHR$(A);CHR$(B);
 120LETK=10*A+B+1408
 130IFK<>2313THEN140\PRINT"N  NO FILE YOU BOOB"\GOTO100
 140IFK<>2143THEN150\PRINT"TALOG  TRY MONTGOMERY WARD'S"\GOTO100
 150IFK<>2241THEN160\PRINT"STNH  I DON'T FEEL LIKE IT"\GOTO100
 160IFK<>2257THEN170\PRINT"W YES I'M QUITE NEW"\GOTO100
 170IFK<>2274THEN190\PRINT"D I'M NOT THAT OLD, BUT I'M OLD ENOUGH!!!"
 180GOTO100
 190IFK<>2297THEN210\PRINT"NAME  WHY? I LIKE MY NAME"\GOTO100
 200IFK<>207THEN210\PRINT"NAME  WHY?  I LIKE MY NAME"\GOTO100
 210IFK<>2157THEN220\PRINT"BUG  GET A CAN OF RAID"\GOTO100
 220IFK<>2322THEN230\PRINT"OP THE FUN IS JUST STARTING"\GOTO100
 230IFK<>2303THEN240\PRINT"VE I DON'T LIKE BANKS"\GOTO100
 240IFK<>2336THEN250\PRINT"SAVE O.K., THE WHOLE DEC TAPE"\CHAIN "ZOOP  "
 250IFK<>2305THEN260\PRINT"RATCH  GOT AN ITCH?"\GOTO100
 260IFK<>2166THEN270\PRINT"IT  THIS IS NO NEWSPAPER"\GOTO100
 270 FOR I=3 TO A(0)
 275  PRINT CHR$(A(I));
 280 NEXT I
 290PRINT\PRINT"WHAT??"\GOTO100
 300 PRINT " WIPED OUT COMPLETELY!!!"
 310 CHAIN "DEMON "
 320END