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Gideon tried to use her right arm, without dropping her bastard sword, to wipe
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the blood off of her forehead. The ragged sleeves of her cultist robes were
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already soaked through and the gesture only resulted in smearing sanguinous
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sludge over her nose and mou..
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already soaked through and the gesture only smeared sanguinous
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sludge over her nose and mouth.
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"Fuck FUCK!" Gideon swore again. In frustration she started to use the back of
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"Fuck. FUCK!" Gideon uttered. In frustration she started to use the back of
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her other hand, which slightly less slimy, to do the job,
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forgetting as she did so about the razor sharp obsidian knuckle knives strapped
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to her left wrist. She stopped herself only a split second before neatly gouging
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her last pair of functioning eyeballs out of her now less than fully
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to her left wrist. She stopped herself only a split second prior to neatly gouging
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the last pair of functioning eyeballs out of her now less than fully
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functional skull.
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Moving her left hand also had the unfortunate consequence of making her lose her
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grip on the princess's body.
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Moving her left hand also made her lose her
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grip on the princess's body. It slipped out of her grip and fell further into the
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pit, dislodging two other precariously piled corpses and threatening to start a
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charnel avalanche which would bury Gideon in cadavers.
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"OMG Gideon what are you doing!? You let it go! I swear on the
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eternal rotting goddess if you don't bring my body back in one piece I'll
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"OMG Gideon what are you doing!? You let it go! I swear on our
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eternal rotting goddess, if you don't bring my body back in one piece I'll
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personally feed your fingers one by one to the ommigrindr. I'm not bluffing!"
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The dead princess was bluffing, but calling her bluff would be at least two
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skull.
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"OMG Gideon, what are you doing? That was your sword!" the once and past
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princess pronounced helpfully.
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princess pronounced helpfully. "Why did you do that!?"
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"It's okay your highness. I'm sure you'll buy me a new one as soon as we bring
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you back, right?"
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"OMG Gideon what are you thinking? I can't... we can't afford... there is
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absolutely... Oh. Ha. Ha."
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Death, (or undeath as it might be), must have improved the princess's powers of
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perception because it was typically the next day before she detected sarcasm.
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"OMG Gideon what are you doing!? Ahh look look it's going to fall in. Get it!
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Why aren't you looking!? Save it! Save me!"
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No matter how many times she had haunted Gideon, the princess couldn't seem to,
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or couldn't be bothered more like, to understand the basics of parasitic possession
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and never realized that she could only ever see exactly, no
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