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Gideon swore. "Fuck!"
Gideon swore again.
"Fuck!"
The blood in on her forehead was starting to drip along her eyebrow, tickling as
is grew ready to flow along the bridge of her nose and right into her eye.
She tried to use her right arm, without dropping her enormous sword, to wipe
the blood off of her forehead before it dripped into her eyes. But the shredded sleeves
the it off of her forehead before it dripped into her eyes. But the shredded sleeves
of her cultist robes were already soaked through and the gesture only smeared sanguinous
sludge over her nose and mouth.
"Fuck. FUCK!" Gideon uttered. In frustration she started to use the back of
her other hand, which slightly less slimy, to do the job,
forgetting as she did so about the razor sharp obsidian knuckle knives strapped
to her left wrist. She stopped herself only a split second prior to neatly gouging
the last pair of functioning eyeballs out of her now less than fully
functional skull.
"Fuck. FUCK!" Gideon swore. In frustration she started to use the back of
her other, less slimy hand, to do the job, forgetting about the razor sharp obsidian
knuckle knives strapped to her left wrist. She stopped herself only a cunt-hairs breadth
away from gouging the last pair of functioning eyeballs out of her skull. She still needed
those.
"Did I say fuck yet? Because seriously, fuck this ... Oh FUCK NO!"
Moving her left hand also made her lose her
grip on the princess's body. It slipped out of her grip and fell further into the
pit, dislodging two other precariously piled corpses and threatening to start a
charnel avalanche which would bury Gideon in cadavers.
Moving her left hand had made her lose her grip on the princess's body. It slipped out from
under her arm and fell back further into the pit, dislodging other precariously piled corpses
and threatening to start a charnel avalanche which would bury Gideon in fresh human remains.
"OMG Gideon what are you doing!? You let it go! I swear on our
eternal rotting goddess, if you don't bring my body back in one piece I'll
personally feed your fingers to the ommigrindr. I'm not bluffing!"
The dead princess was bluffing, but calling her bluff would be at least two
thirds as painful as the actual omnigrindr, so Gideon said nothing. Instead,
The dead princess was bluffing, but calling her bluff would be nearly as painful
as the actual omnigrindr, so Gideon said nothing. Instead,
she craned her neck to keep her still-functioning eyeballs glued to the
princess's desicated corpse as it continued to slide deeper into the pit,
closer and closer to the aperture. Aiming from memory, she then swung her great
sword backwards, up and out of the pit. With even a little luck it should land
in something soft, (hopefully a priest), and stay. With Gideon's luck it would
no doubt spin in three perfect circles before plunging straight through her
skull. That would shut.
desicated royal corpse as it continued to slide deeper into the pit,
closer to the aperture. Aiming from memory, she then swung her great
sword backwards, tossing it up and out of the pit. With normal luck it should land
in something soft, (hopefully a priest), and stay put. With Gideon's luck it would
definitely spin in three perfect circles before plunging straight back down through
her skull. At least that would shut the princess up.
"OMG Gideon, what are you doing? That was your sword!" the once and past
"OMG Gideon, what are you doing? That was your sword!" the once and former
princess pronounced helpfully. "Why did you do that!?"
"It's okay your highness. I'm sure you'll buy me a new one as soon as we bring
you back, right?"
"OMG Gideon what are you thinking? I can't... we can't afford... there is
absolutely... Oh. Ha ha. Ha."
absolutely no... Oh. Ha ha. Ha."
Death, (or undeath as it might be), must have improved the princess's powers of
perception because it was typically the next day before she detected sarcasm.
perception because it was typically the next day before she detected sarcasm, if
ever.
"OMG Gideon what are you doing!? Ahh! Ahh look it's going to fall in. Get it!
Why aren't you looking!? Save it! Save me!"
No matter how many times she had haunted Gideon, the princess couldn't seem to,
or couldn't be bothered more like, to understand the basics of parasitic possession.
No matter how many times she had haunted Gideon, the princess couldn't seem, or couldn't
be bothered more like, to understand the basics of parasitic possession.
She never accepted that she could only ever see exactly what Gideon was seeing
with her own, adequately functioning eyeballs no more no less. What Gideon was seeing
was this: the precious royal corpse was starting to come unwound, its linen strips
with her own, adequately functioning, eyeballs no more no less. Right now what Gideon
was seeing was this: the precious corpse was starting to come unwound, its linen strips
unravelling as it slipped and rolled over fresher, more fetid, human remains on its
way toward the aperture at the bottom of the huge conical pit that Gideon and descended
into on a rescue mission for the terminally damned. The aperture was a narrow choke
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Gideon blinked. Sand scratched the inside of her eyelids. She wished devoutly that the
princess could feel that too. Holding her breath and moving slowly she gingerly bend her
knees and reached down to take hold of the end of the princess's linen wrappings which
extened like a long fuse toward the ...
extened like a long fuse toward the regal stiff which was still unravelling slowly.
Gideon swore again.
"You better have something on under those antique bandages your highness. If I have to see
your sundried titties or your cremated cooch I'll rip my eye out of my head and throw
them in the pit after you."
"OMG Gideon what are you talking about! I'm ravishing and you know it. You should be so
lucky."
This was not the first time the princess revealed that despite seeing through Gideon's
operational eyeballs, she clearly saw things significantly different than Gideon did.