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# Default ignored files
/shelf/
/workspace.xml
# Editor-based HTTP Client requests
/httpRequests/

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<?xml version="1.0" encoding="UTF-8"?>
<module type="WEB_MODULE" version="4">
<component name="NewModuleRootManager">
<content url="file://$MODULE_DIR$">
<excludeFolder url="file://$MODULE_DIR$/.tmp" />
<excludeFolder url="file://$MODULE_DIR$/temp" />
<excludeFolder url="file://$MODULE_DIR$/tmp" />
</content>
<orderEntry type="inheritedJdk" />
<orderEntry type="sourceFolder" forTests="false" />
</component>
</module>

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<component name="ProjectDictionaryState">
<dictionary name="wayback">
<words>
<w>osselbot</w>
<w>simp</w>
<w>sselb</w>
</words>
</dictionary>
</component>

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<?xml version="1.0" encoding="UTF-8"?>
<project version="4">
<component name="DiscordProjectSettings">
<option name="show" value="PROJECT_FILES" />
</component>
</project>

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<project version="4">
<component name="JavaScriptLibraryMappings">
<includedPredefinedLibrary name="Node.js Core" />
</component>
</project>

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<?xml version="1.0" encoding="UTF-8"?>
<project version="4">
<component name="JavaScriptSettings">
<option name="languageLevel" value="ES6" />
</component>
</project>

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<?xml version="1.0" encoding="UTF-8"?>
<project version="4">
<component name="ProjectModuleManager">
<modules>
<module fileurl="file://$PROJECT_DIR$/.idea/Osselbot.iml" filepath="$PROJECT_DIR$/.idea/Osselbot.iml" />
</modules>
</component>
</project>

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<?xml version="1.0" encoding="UTF-8"?>
<project version="4">
<component name="VcsDirectoryMappings">
<mapping directory="$PROJECT_DIR$" vcs="Git" />
</component>
</project>

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#!/usr/bin/env bash
echo "Updating"
#Update Node Based stuff
cd /home/ec2-user/github/Osselbot/
nvm node
npm upgrade
#update code
git pull --force
#Starts the bot
cd ./src
echo "STARTING"
node index.js

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// Here we load the config.json file that contains our token and our prefix values.
const config = require("./config.json");
// config.token contains the bot's token
// config.prefix contains the message prefix.
//Activity setting
client.on('guildMemberAdd', member => {
console.log(`New member joined: ${member.name} (id: ${member.id}).`);
client.user.setActivity(`${client.users.cache.size} of you horrible people`,{ type: 'LISTENING' });
});
client.on('guildMemberRemove', member => {
console.log(` member left: ${member.name} (id: ${member.id}).`);
client.user.setActivity(`${client.users.cache.size} of you horrible people`,{ type: 'LISTENING' });
});
client.on("guildDelete", guild => {
// this event triggers when the bot is removed from a guild.
console.log(`I have been removed from: ${guild.name} (id: ${guild.id})`);
client.user.setActivity(`${client.users.cache.size} of you horrible people`,{ type: 'LISTENING' });
});
//Actual command stuff
client.on("message", async message => {
// This event will run on every single message received, from any channel or DM.
// It's good practice to ignoe other bots. This also makes your bot ignore itself
// and not get into a spam loop (we call that "botception ").
if(message.author.bot) return;
//people are assholes so this blocks it!
if(message.content.toLowerCase().includes('nigger',"nigga","niglet","nigglet")){
message.member.roles.add('654366653093642241').catch(console.error);
message.member.roles.remove('514254335425773589').catch(console.error);
console.log(`${message.member} has been detained`)
return message.reply('Member has been D E T A I N E D <:yikes:632660765878255636>')
}
// Also good practice to ignore any message that does not start with our prefix,
// which is set in the configuration file.
if(message.content.indexOf(config.prefix) !== 0) return;
// Here we separate our "command" name, and our "arguments" for the command.
// e.g. if we have the message "+say Is this the real life?" , we'll get the following:
// command = say
// args = ["Is", "this", "the", "real", "life?"]
const args = message.content.slice(config.prefix.length).trim().split(/ +/g);
const command = args.shift().toLowerCase();
// Let's go with a few common example commands! Feel free to delete or change those.
if(command === "ping") {
// Calculates ping between sending a message and editing it, giving a nice round-trip latency.
// The second ping is an average latency between the bot and the websocket server (one-way, not round-trip)
const m = await message.channel.send("Ping?");
m.edit(`Pong! Latency is ${m.createdTimestamp - message.createdTimestamp}ms`);
}
if(command === "say") {
// makes the bot say something and delete the message. As an example, it's open to anyone to use.
// To get the "message" itself we join the `args` back into a string with spaces:
const sayMessage = args.join(" ");
if (message.member.roles.cache.some(r=>["Admin", "Mods","Member of the Order of the b l u e","Botmeister","Ally of the Order","say"].includes(r.name)) ){
if(sayMessage.includes('@')) {
return message.reply("\nStop pinging yourself \nStop pinging yourself");
}
// Then we delete the command message (sneaky, right?). The catch just ignores the error with a cute smiley thing.
message.delete().catch(O_o=>{});
// And we get the bot to say the thing:
return message.channel.send(sayMessage);
}
else {
return message.channel.send("Im sorry but we cant have nice things...")
}
}
if(command === "kick") {
// This command must be limited to mods and admins. In this example we just hardcode the role names.
// Please read on Array.some() to understand this bit:
// https://developer.mozilla.org/en/docs/Web/JavaScript/Reference/Global_Objects/Array/some?
if(!message.member.roles.cache.some(r=>["Admin", "Moderator","Member of the Order of the b l u e","Botmeister"].includes(r.name)) )
return message.reply("Sorry, you don't have permissions to use this!");
// Let's first check if we have a member and if we can kick them!
// message.mentions.members is a collection of people that have been mentioned, as GuildMembers.
// We can also support getting the member by ID, which would be args[0]
let member = message.mentions.members.first() || message.guild.members.get(args[0]);
if(!member)
return message.reply("Please mention a valid member of this server");
if(!member.kickable)
return message.reply("I cannot kick this user! Do they have a higher role? Do I have kick permissions?");
// slice(1) removes the first part, which here should be the user mention or ID
// join(' ') takes all the various parts to make it a single string.
let reason = args.slice(1).join(' ');
if(!reason) reason = "No reason provided";
// Now, time for a swift kick in the nuts!
await member.kick(reason)
.catch(error => message.reply(`Sorry ${message.author} I couldn't kick because of : ${error}`));
message.reply(`${member.user.tag} has been kicked by ${message.author.tag} because: ${reason}`);
}
if(command === "ban") {
// Most of this command is identical to kick, except that here we'll only let admins do it.
// In the real world mods could ban too, but this is just an example, right? ;)
if(!message.member.roles.cache.some(r=>["Administrator","Member of the Order of the b l u e"].includes(r.name)) )
return message.reply("Sorry, you don't have permissions to use this!");
let member = message.mentions.members.first();
if(!member)
return message.reply("Please mention a valid member of this server");
if(!member.bannable)
return message.reply("I cannot ban this user! Do they have a higher role? Do I have ban permissions?");
let reason = args.slice(1).join(' ');
if(!reason) reason = "No reason provided";
await member.ban(reason)
.catch(error => message.reply(`Sorry ${message.author} I couldn't ban because of : ${error}`));
message.reply(`${member.user.tag} has been banned by ${message.author.tag} because: ${reason}`);
}
if(command === "purge") {
//Vibe check
if(!message.member.roles.cache.some(r=>["Admin","Member of the Order of the b l u e","Botmeister"].includes(r.name)) )
return message.reply("Sorry, you don't have permissions to use this!");
// This command removes all messages from all users in the channel, up to 100.
else {
// get the delete count, as an actual number.
const deleteCount = parseInt(args[0], 10);
// Ooooh nice, combined conditions. <3
if(!deleteCount || deleteCount < 2 || deleteCount > 100)
return message.reply("Please provide a number between 2 and 100 for the number of messages to delete");
// So we get our messages, and delete them. Simple enough, right?
const fetched = await message.channel.messages.fetch({limit: deleteCount});
message.channel.bulkDelete(fetched)
.catch(error => message.reply(`Couldn't delete messages because of: ${error}`));
}
};
if(command === "detain") {
//For Civilians all partying
if(!message.member.roles.cache.some(r=>["Admin","Member of the Order of the b l u e","Botmeister"].includes(r.name)) )
return message.reply("Sorry, you don't have permissions to use this!");
let member = message.mentions.members.first();
if(!member)
return message.reply("Please mention a valid member of this server");
else {
member.roles.add('654366653093642241').catch(console.error);
member.roles.remove('514254335425773589').catch(console.error);
return message.reply("Member has been D E T A I N E D<:yikes:632660765878255636>\n**DEFCON** level increased\nGod Bless their souls")
}
}
if(command === "retain") {
//For Civilians all partying
if(!message.member.roles.cache.some(r=>["Admin","Member of the Order of the b l u e","Botmeister"].includes(r.name)) )
return message.reply("Sorry, you don't have permissions to use this!");
let member = message.mentions.members.first();
if(!member)
return message.reply("Please mention a valid member of this server");
else {
member.roles.add('514254335425773589').catch(console.error);
member.roles.remove('654366653093642241').catch(console.error);
return message.reply("Member has been R E T A I N E D <:MilkTurtle:628399622678773760>")
}
}
// HERE COMES SHITTY COMMANDS MADE BY YOURS TRUELY
if(command === 'help') {
return message.reply('https://technicolor.2a03.party/bot/');
};
if(command === "rand") {
//Generates random number between 1-100
min = Math.ceil(0);
max = Math.floor(101);
return message.channel.send(Math.floor(Math.random() * (max - min)) + min); //The maximum is exclusive and the minimum is inclusive
};
if(command === "oath") {
return message.reply("The cadet oath is as follows.\nI pledge that I will serve faithfully in the Civil Air Patrol cadet program. That I will attend meetings regularly, wear my uniform properly, obey my officers, and advance my education and training rapidly to prepare myself to be of service to my community state and nation.");
};
if(command === "ask") {
return message.channel.send("Dont Ask, Just ask!\n https://iki.fi/sol/dontask.html")
};
if(command === "damage") {
return message.channel.send("https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/619631814696239142/678467158660874270/ohmydamage.mov")
};
if(command === "osseley") {
return message.channel.send("Ohhh Osseley,\n how I missed you sooo much \nOne of these days...")
};
if(command === "psych") {
return message.channel.send("Rules for finding a psychopath: \n1. Favorite color is orange \n2. Likes the left burners, worse if its top left\n3. Calls pizza sauce/tomato sauce gravy\n4. Doesnt like salad\n5. Likes country music\n6. Makes hot chocolate with water\n7. Likes black licorice")
};
if(command === "squad") {
min = Math.ceil(0);
max = Math.floor(11);
let rate = Math.floor(Math.random() * (max - min) + min); //The maximum is exclusive and the minimum is inclusive
return message.reply(`The squad rates this ${rate} out of 10`);
};
if(command === "magic") {
return message.channel.send("Do you believe in magic in a young girl\'s heart\nHow the music can free her, whenever it starts\nAnd it\'s magic, if the music is groovy\nIt makes you feel happy like an old-time movie\nI\'ll tell you about the magic, and it\'ll free your soul\nBut it\'s like trying to tell a stranger bout \'rock and roll\'")
}
if(command === "simp") {
if(!message.member.roles.cache.some(r=>["Admin", "Moderator","Member of the Order of the b l u e","Botmeister"].includes(r.name)) )
return message.reply("Sorry, you don't have permissions to use this!");
let embed = new Discord.MessageEmbed()
.setTitle("SIMP Alert")
.setURL("https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c3m4Q07TkMk")
.setColor(0x195080)
.setDescription("__**ALERT**__ SIMP detected!")
.setImage("https://vignette.wikia.nocookie.net/disney/images/6/64/Kronk_.jpg/revision/latest?cb=20160720194635")
.setTimestamp()
message.channel.send({embed})
}
//DEFCON Roles
if(command === "defcon") {
//5 levels till ban
if(!message.member.roles.cache.some(r=>["Admin","Member of the Order of the b l u e","Botmeister"].includes(r.name)) )
return message.reply("Sorry, you don't have permissions to use this!");
else {
let member = message.mentions.members.first();
var role = "";
switch(parseInt(args[1],10)) {
case 5:
var role = message.guild.roles.cache.find(role => role.name === `DEFCON 5`);
member.roles.add(role);
break;
case 4:
var role = message.guild.roles.cache.find(role => role.name === `DEFCON 4`);
member.roles.add(role);
break;
case 3:
var role = message.guild.roles.cache.find(role => role.name === `DEFCON 3`);
member.roles.add(role);
break;
case 2:
var role = message.guild.roles.cache.find(role => role.name === `DEFCON 2`);
member.roles.add(role);
break;
case 1:
var role = message.guild.roles.cache.find(role => role.name === `DEFCON 1`);
member.roles.add(role);
break;
default:
return message.reply(`DEFCON not set is ${args[1]} a number between 1-5?`)
};
return message.reply(`\n**DEFCON** level set to DEFCON ${args[1]}\nGod Bless their souls`)
};
};
if (command === "fix") {
if(message.member.roles.cache.some(r=>["Botmeister"].includes(r.name))) {
return message.channel.send("I guess it\'s my fault will fix.");
};
return;
};
if (command === "stats") {
let embed = new Discord.MessageEmbed()
.setTitle('Stats')
.setColor(0x195080)
.setDescription(`\
**Stats for 0SSELB0T** \n \
**Uptime:** ${prettyMilliseconds(client.uptime)} \n \
**Started at:** ${client.readyAt} \n \
**People:** ${client.users.cache.size}\
`);
return message.channel.send(embed);
};
if (command === "reboot"){
function shutdown(){
client.destroy();
process.exit(69);
}
if (message.author.id === '216042720047661057') {
message.reply("**Authenticated**, Restarting now.");
client.user.setActivity(`Itself die`,{ type: 'WATCHING' });
setTimeout(shutdown, 5000, 'shutdown');
}
else {
return message.reply("No");
};
};
});
client.login(config.token)

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[Unit]
Description="Osselbot coded for civilians all partying"
[Service]
Type=simple
ExecStart=/home/ec2-user/Osselbot/src/bot-start.sh
Restart=on-failure
RestartSec=5s
User=ec2-user
# Note Debian/Ubuntu uses 'nogroup', RHEL/Fedora uses 'nobody'
Group=nobody
Environment=PATH=/usr/bin:/usr/local/bin
Environment=NODE_ENV=production
WorkingDirectory=/home/ec2-user/Osselbot/src/
[Install]
WantedBy=multi-user.target

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DEPRICATED

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#!/usr/bin/env node
/* eslint-disable no-mixed-spaces-and-tabs */
/* eslint-disable no-inner-declarations */
// Load up the libraries
const Discord = require("discord.js");
const prettyMilliseconds = require('pretty-ms');
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const client = new Discord.Client();
function activity() {
client.user.setActivity(`${client.users.cache.size} of you horrible people`,{ type: 'LISTENING' });
client.user.setActivity(`${client.users.cache.size} of you horrible people`, {type: 'LISTENING'});
}
client.on("ready", () => {
// This event will run if the bot starts, and logs in, successfully.
console.log(`Bot has started, with ${client.users.cache.size} users, in ${client.channels.cache.size} channels of ${client.guilds.cache.size} guilds.`);
// Example of changing the bot's playing game to something useful. `client.user` is what the
// docs refer to as the "ClientUser".
activity();
// This event will run if the bot starts, and logs in, successfully.
console.log(`Bot has started, with ${client.users.cache.size} users, in ${client.channels.cache.size} channels of ${client.guilds.cache.size} guilds.`);
// Example of changing the bot's playing game to something useful. `client.user` is what the
// docs refer to as the "ClientUser".
activity();
});
//Updates people count
client.on('guildMemberAdd', member => {
console.log(`New member joined: ${member.name} (id: ${member.id}).`);
activity();
console.log(`New member joined: ${member.name} (id: ${member.id}).`);
activity();
});
client.on('guildMemberRemove', member => {
console.log(` member left: ${member.name} (id: ${member.id}).`);
activity();
console.log(` member left: ${member.name} (id: ${member.id}).`);
activity();
});
setInterval(activity, 300000);
////// ACTUAL MESSAGE PROCESSING
client.on("message", async message => {
//stops bots from activating the Osselbot
//Message processing
//stops bots from activating the Osselbot
//Message processing
if(message.content.toLowerCase().includes('nigg',"niglet","negro","fag","f4g","n1gg","gg3r")) {
message.delete();
return message.reply(`Listen here cum-sock we dont appeciate that here ${message.member}. If you gonna be like that you may just well end up in the JAR and we all know how that ends...`)
}
// noinspection SpellCheckingInspection
if (message.content.toLowerCase().includes('nigg', 'niglet', 'negro', 'fag', 'f4g', 'n1gg', 'gg3r')) {
await message.delete();
return message.reply(`Listen here cum-sock we dont appreciate that here ${message.member}. If you gonna be like that you may just well end up in the JAR and we all know how that ends...`)
}
if(message.author.bot) return;
if(message.content.indexOf(config.prefix) !== 0) return;
// Here we separate our "command" name, and our "arguments" for the command.
// e.g. if we have the message "+say Is this the real life?" , we'll get the following:
// command = say
// args = ["Is", "this", "the", "real", "life?"]
const args = message.content.slice(config.prefix.length).trim().split(/ +/g);
const command = args.shift().toLowerCase();
//////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////
//COMMAND TIME
//////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////
if (command === "reboot"){
function shutdown(){
client.destroy();
process.exit(69);
}
if (message.author.id === '216042720047661057') {
message.reply("**Authenticated**, Restarting now.");
client.user.setActivity(`Itself die`,{ type: 'WATCHING' });
setTimeout(shutdown, 5000, 'shutdown');
}
else {
return message.reply("No");
}
}
//////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////
if (command === "stats") {
let embed = new Discord.MessageEmbed()
.setTitle('Stats')
.setAuthor("Osselbot", "https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/597814181084921866/711843993914310656/animated-beach-balls-29.gif")
.setColor(0x195080)
.setDescription(`\
if (message.author.bot) return;
if (message.content.indexOf(config.prefix) !== 0) return;
// Here we separate our "command" name, and our "arguments" for the command.
// e.g. if we have the message "+say Is this the real life?" , we'll get the following:
// command = say
// args = ["Is", "this", "the", "real", "life?"]
const args = message.content.slice(config.prefix.length).trim().split(/ +/g);
const command = args.shift().toLowerCase();
//////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////
//COMMAND TIME
//////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////
if (command === "stats") {
let embed = new Discord.MessageEmbed()
.setTitle('Stats')
.setAuthor("Osselbot", "https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/597814181084921866/711843993914310656/animated-beach-balls-29.gif")
.setColor(0x195080)
.setDescription(`\
**Stats for 0SSELB0T** \n \
**Uptime:** ${prettyMilliseconds(client.uptime)} \n \
**Started at:** ${client.readyAt} \n \
**People:** ${client.users.cache.size}`)
.setFooter(`osselbot v${info.version} run version for full info`);
return message.channel.send(embed);
}
//////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////
if(command === "ping") {
// Calculates ping between sending a message and editing it, giving a nice round-trip latency.
const m = await message.channel.send("Ping?");
m.edit(`Pong! Latency is ${client.ws.ping}ms`);
}
//////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////
//HOW QUOTEABLE
if(command === "psych") {
return message.channel.send("Rules for finding a psychopath: \n1. Favorite color is orange \n2. Likes the left burners, worse if its top left\n3. Calls pizza sauce/tomato sauce gravy\n4. Doesnt like salad\n5. Likes country music\n6. Makes hot chocolate with water\n7. Likes black licorice")
}
.setFooter(`osselbot v${info.version} run version for full info`);
return message.channel.send(embed);
}
//////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////
if (command === "ping") {
// Calculates ping between sending a message and editing it, giving a nice round-trip latency.
const m = await message.channel.send("Ping?");
m.edit(`Pong! Latency is ${client.ws.ping}ms`);
}
//////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////
//HOW QUOTEABLE
if (command === "psych") {
return message.channel.send("Rules for finding a psychopath: \n1. Favorite color is orange \n2. Likes the left burners, worse if its top left\n3. Calls pizza sauce/tomato sauce gravy\n4. Doesnt like salad\n5. Likes country music\n6. Makes hot chocolate with water\n7. Likes black licorice")
}
if(command === "ask") {
return message.channel.send("Dont Ask, Just ask!\n https://iki.fi/sol/dontask.html")
}
if (command === "ask") {
return message.channel.send("Dont Ask, Just ask!\n https://iki.fi/sol/dontask.html")
}
if(command === "simp") {
if(!message.member.roles.cache.some(r=>["Admin", "Moderator","Member of the Order of the b l u e","Botmeister"].includes(r.name)) )
return message.reply("Sorry, you don't have permissions to use this!");
let embed = new Discord.MessageEmbed()
.setTitle("SIMP Alert")
.setURL("https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c3m4Q07TkMk")
.setColor(0x195080)
.setDescription("__**ALERT**__ SIMP detected!")
.setImage("https://vignette.wikia.nocookie.net/disney/images/6/64/Kronk_.jpg/revision/latest?cb=20160720194635")
.setTimestamp()
message.channel.send({embed})
}
if (command === "simp") {
if (!message.member.roles.cache.some(r => ["Admin", "Moderator", "Member of the Order of the b l u e", "Botmeister"].includes(r.name)))
return message.reply("Sorry, you don't have permissions to use this!");
let embed = new Discord.MessageEmbed()
.setTitle("SIMP Alert")
.setURL("https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c3m4Q07TkMk")
.setColor(0x195080)
.setDescription("__**ALERT**__ SIMP detected!")
.setImage("https://vignette.wikia.nocookie.net/disney/images/6/64/Kronk_.jpg/revision/latest?cb=20160720194635")
.setTimestamp()
await message.channel.send({embed})
}
if(command === "squad") {
let min = Math.ceil(0);
let max = Math.floor(11);
let rate = Math.floor(Math.random() * (max - min) + min); //The maximum is exclusive and the minimum is inclusive
return message.reply(`The squad rates this ${rate} out of 10`);
}
if (command === "squad") {
let min = Math.ceil(0);
let max = Math.floor(11);
let rate = Math.floor(Math.random() * (max - min) + min); //The maximum is exclusive and the minimum is inclusive
return message.reply(`The squad rates this ${rate} out of 10`);
}
if(command === "magic") {
return message.channel.send("Do you believe in magic in a young girl's heart\nHow the music can free her, whenever it starts\nAnd it's magic, if the music is groovy\nIt makes you feel happy like an old-time movie\nI'll tell you about the magic, and it'll free your soul\nBut it's like trying to tell a stranger bout 'rock and roll'");
}
if (command === "magic") {
return message.channel.send("Do you believe in magic in a young girl's heart\nHow the music can free her, whenever it starts\nAnd it's magic, if the music is groovy\nIt makes you feel happy like an old-time movie\nI'll tell you about the magic, and it'll free your soul\nBut it's like trying to tell a stranger bout 'rock and roll'");
}
if(command === 'help') {
return message.reply('https://technicolor.2a03.party/bot/');
}
if (command === 'help') {
return message.reply('https://technicolor.2a03.party/bot/');
}
if(command === "fix") {
if(message.member.roles.cache.some(r=>["Botmeister"].includes(r.name))) {
return message.channel.send("I guess it's my fault will fix.");
}
return;
}
if(command === "va"){
let msg = ""
let num = Math.floor(Math.random() * (5 - 1) + 1); //The maximum is exclusive and the minimum is inclusive
switch(num){
case 1:
msg = "its simple, mind over matter. i dont mind, and you dont fucking matter";
break;
case 2:
msg = "I can eat alphabet soup and shit out a more coherent sentence than you";
break;
case 3:
msg = "you are living proof darwinism is dead, hell, even reversing.";
break;
case 4:
msg = "may you never reproduce"
break;
}
return message.reply(`${msg}`)
}
if (command === "fix") {
if (message.member.roles.cache.some(r => ["Botmeister"].includes(r.name))) {
return message.channel.send("I guess it's my fault will fix.");
}
return;
}
if (command === "va") {
let msg = ""
let num = Math.floor(Math.random() * (5 - 1) + 1); //The maximum is exclusive and the minimum is inclusive
switch (num) {
case 1:
msg = "its simple, mind over matter. i dont mind, and you dont fucking matter";
break;
case 2:
msg = "I can eat alphabet soup and shit out a more coherent sentence than you";
break;
case 3:
msg = "you are living proof darwinism is dead, hell, even reversing.";
break;
case 4:
msg = "may you never reproduce"
break;
}
return message.reply(`${msg}`)
}
////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////
if(command === "say") {
// makes the bot say something and delete the message. As an example, it's open to anyone to use.
// To get the "message" itself we join the `args` back into a string with spaces:
const sayMessage = args.join(" ");
if (message.member.roles.cache.some(r=>["Admin","Mods","Member of the Order","Botmeister","Ally of the Order","say"].includes(r.name)) ){
if(message.content.includes("@")){
return message.reply("haha no")
}
// Then we delete the command message (sneaky, right?). The catch just ignores the error with a cute smiley thing.
// eslint-disable-next-line no-unused-vars
message.delete().catch(O_o=>{});
// And we get the bot to say the thing:
return message.channel.send(sayMessage);
}
}
if (command === "say") {
// makes the bot say something and delete the message. As an example, it's open to anyone to use.
// To get the "message" itself we join the `args` back into a string with spaces:
const sayMessage = args.join(" ");
if (message.member.roles.cache.some(r => ["Admin", "Mods", "Member of the Order", "Botmeister", "Ally of the Order", "say"].includes(r.name))) {
if (message.content.includes("@")) {
return message.reply("haha no")
}
// Then we delete the command message (sneaky, right?). The catch just ignores the error with a cute smiley thing.
message.delete().catch(() => {
});
// And we get the bot to say the thing:
return message.channel.send(sayMessage);
}
}
////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////
if(command === "quote") {
if (command === "quote") {
let quotes = require(`${homedir}/quotes.json`);
var quoteadd = "";
var selector;
try{
selector = args[0].toLowerCase();
} catch (err) {
var number = quotes.quotes.length + 1;
let quotesend = Math.floor(Math.random() * (number - 0) + 0);
return message.channel.send(`${quotes.quotes[quotesend]}`);
}
if(selector === "add") {
if (!(message.member.roles.cache.some(r => ["Admin","Mods","Member of the Order","Botmeister","Ally of the Order","say"].includes(r.name)))) return message.reply("Ask someone with the quote role to add that.")
args.shift();
//This does logic to make it from an array to a nice string.
quoteadd = args.join(' ');
quotes.quotes.push(quoteadd)
fs.writeFile(`${homedir}/quotes.json`, JSON.stringify(quotes, null, 2), (err) => {
if (err) return message.reply("Something went wrong");``
client.channels.cache.get('712084662033580064').send(`${message.member} has submitted \`${quoteadd}\` to the quote repository`);
return message.reply("Quote added to repository");
});
}
else {
return message.reply("you can add quotes by running `?quote add <person> Quote goes here`");
}
}
let quotes = require(`${homedir}/quotes.json`);
var quoteadd = "";
var selector;
try {
selector = args[0].toLowerCase();
} catch (err) {
var number = quotes.quotes.length + 1;
let quotesend = Math.floor(Math.random() * (number));
return message.channel.send(`${quotes.quotes[quotesend]}`);
}
if (selector === "add") {
if (!(message.member.roles.cache.some(r => ["Admin", "Mods", "Member of the Order", "Botmeister", "Ally of the Order", "say"].includes(r.name)))) return message.reply("Ask someone with the quote role to add that.")
args.shift();
//This does logic to make it from an array to a nice string.
quoteadd = args.join(' ');
quotes.quotes.push(quoteadd)
fs.writeFile(`${homedir}/quotes.json`, JSON.stringify(quotes, null, 2), (err) => {
if (err) return message.reply("Something went wrong");
``
client.channels.cache.get('712084662033580064').send(`${message.member} has submitted \`${quoteadd}\` to the quote repository`);
return message.reply("Quote added to repository");
});
} else {
return message.reply("you can add quotes by running `?quote add <person> Quote goes here`");
}
}
////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////
if (command === "version") {
return message.channel.send(`\`\`\`\
if (command === "version") {
return message.channel.send(`\`\`\`\
________________________________________\n \
< @technicolor-creamsicle/osselbot@v${info.version}>\n \
----------------------------------------\n \
@ -216,47 +201,46 @@ client.on("message", async message => {
||----w |\n \
|| ||\n \
\`\`\``)
}
}
////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////
////////////////////////////////////DEFCON//////////////////////////////////////
////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////
if(command === "defcon") {
//5 levels till ban
if(!message.member.roles.cache.some(r=>["Admin","Member of the Order of the b l u e","Botmeister"].includes(r.name)) )
return message.reply("Sorry, you don't have permissions to use this!");
else {
let member = message.mentions.members.first();
var role = "";
switch(parseInt(args[1],10)) {
case 5:
role = message.guild.roles.cache.find(role => role.name === `DEFCON 5`);
member.roles.add(role);
break;
case 4:
role = message.guild.roles.cache.find(role => role.name === `DEFCON 4`);
member.roles.add(role);
break;
case 3:
role = message.guild.roles.cache.find(role => role.name === `DEFCON 3`);
member.roles.add(role);
break;
case 2:
role = message.guild.roles.cache.find(role => role.name === `DEFCON 2`);
member.roles.add(role);
break;
case 1:
role = message.guild.roles.cache.find(role => role.name === `DEFCON 1`);
member.roles.add(role);
break;
default:
return message.reply(`DEFCON not set is ${args[1]} a number between 1-5?`);
}
return message.reply(`\n**DEFCON** level set to DEFCON ${args[1]}\nGod Bless their souls`);
}
}
if (command === "defcon") {
//5 levels till ban
if (!message.member.roles.cache.some(r => ["Admin", "Member of the Order of the b l u e", "Botmeister"].includes(r.name)))
return message.reply("Sorry, you don't have permissions to use this!");
else {
let member = message.mentions.members.first();
var role = "";
switch (parseInt(args[1], 10)) {
case 5:
role = message.guild.roles.cache.find(role => role.name === `DEFCON 5`);
member.roles.add(role);
break;
case 4:
role = message.guild.roles.cache.find(role => role.name === `DEFCON 4`);
member.roles.add(role);
break;
case 3:
role = message.guild.roles.cache.find(role => role.name === `DEFCON 3`);
member.roles.add(role);
break;
case 2:
role = message.guild.roles.cache.find(role => role.name === `DEFCON 2`);
member.roles.add(role);
break;
case 1:
role = message.guild.roles.cache.find(role => role.name === `DEFCON 1`);
member.roles.add(role);
break;
default:
return message.reply(`DEFCON not set is ${args[1]} a number between 1-5?`);
}
return message.reply(`\n**DEFCON** level set to DEFCON ${args[1]}\nGod Bless their souls`);
}
}
//////////////////////////////////////
/////////Funny DHS is funny///////////
//////////////////////////////////////
@ -275,22 +259,21 @@ client.on("message", async message => {
// }
// getcomic();
// getcomic();
// let embed = new Discord.MessageEmbed()
// .setTitle(`xkcd #${comic.num}`)
// .setAuthor("Randel Munroe")
// .setColor(0xffffff)
// .image(`${comic.img}`);
// return message.channel.send(embed);
// }
// let embed = new Discord.MessageEmbed()
// .setTitle(`xkcd #${comic.num}`)
// .setAuthor("Randel Munroe")
// .setColor(0xffffff)
// .image(`${comic.img}`);
// return message.channel.send(embed);
// }
});
if(process.argv.slice(2).includes("--TEST")) {
console.log("Test Pass!");
process.exit(0);
if (process.argv.slice(2).includes("--TEST")) {
console.log("Test Pass!");
process.exit(0);
}
//Logging in the bot