copious free time

n. [Apple; orig. fr. the intro to Tom Lehrer's song It Makes A Fellow Proud
To Be A Soldier ] 1. [used ironically to indicate the speaker's lack of the
quantity in question] A mythical schedule slot for accomplishing tasks held
to be unlikely or impossible. Sometimes used to indicate that the speaker is
interested in accomplishing the task, but believes that the opportunity will
not arise. I'll implement the automatic layout stuff in my copious free
time. 2. [Archly] Time reserved for bogus or otherwise idiotic tasks, such
as implementation of chrome , or the stroking of suit s. I'll get back to
him on that feature in my copious free time.

